Clar Hart
@clarhart.bsky.social
cartoonist and queerdo 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it
October 5, 2023 at 5:33 PM
if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it
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Y'all ain't ready for this conversation
September 11, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Y'all ain't ready for this conversation
@clarhart.bsky.social my neighbor protected his lungs from the wildfire haze and smoked in the apartment hallway.
August 26, 2023 at 4:51 PM
@clarhart.bsky.social my neighbor protected his lungs from the wildfire haze and smoked in the apartment hallway.
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This sounds fun as hell
August 23, 2023 at 1:48 AM
This sounds fun as hell
*chicks your ken*
*armas your dillo*
*porcs ur pines*
August 21, 2023 at 12:45 AM
*chicks your ken*
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when I see a cheese plate
July 6, 2023 at 10:40 PM
when I see a cheese plate
a yellowhammer bird’s song is described to sound like “a little bit of bread and no cheese” and this is the most precious information I’ve ever discovered
July 6, 2023 at 11:15 PM
a yellowhammer bird’s song is described to sound like “a little bit of bread and no cheese” and this is the most precious information I’ve ever discovered
Pros of being queer: you can date someone exactly like yourself
Cons of being queer: you can date someone exactly like yourself
Cons of being queer: you can date someone exactly like yourself
July 6, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Pros of being queer: you can date someone exactly like yourself
Cons of being queer: you can date someone exactly like yourself
Cons of being queer: you can date someone exactly like yourself
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Making fascists feel unsafe is as much a Philly specialty as a cheesesteak from John’s Roast Pork or Irish potatoes, and it felt awfully nice to indulge.
New at @thenation.com: https://t.co/F0o5YmC8w0
New at @thenation.com: https://t.co/F0o5YmC8w0
Moms for Liberty Came to Philly. Philly Came for Them.
This city is welcoming to just about everyone—except hateful fascist bigots, as the Moms for Liberty found out.
t.co
July 5, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Making fascists feel unsafe is as much a Philly specialty as a cheesesteak from John’s Roast Pork or Irish potatoes, and it felt awfully nice to indulge.
New at @thenation.com: https://t.co/F0o5YmC8w0
New at @thenation.com: https://t.co/F0o5YmC8w0
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youre in her dms, im in the shadows behind you, inching closer until one second you feel my warm breath on your neck, you turn around, theres no one there. youre visibly shaken and will never forget this night.
July 2, 2023 at 8:30 PM
youre in her dms, im in the shadows behind you, inching closer until one second you feel my warm breath on your neck, you turn around, theres no one there. youre visibly shaken and will never forget this night.
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about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"
July 1, 2023 at 3:00 PM
about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"
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good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct
June 28, 2023 at 3:57 PM
good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct
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jordan peterson: go ahead, call me cis to my face, I dare you
neighborhood kid: (running a lemonade stand) I asked if you want ice
peterson: alright that’s it (rips off fanny pack, jelly beans go flying everywhere) oh no
neighborhood kid: (running a lemonade stand) I asked if you want ice
peterson: alright that’s it (rips off fanny pack, jelly beans go flying everywhere) oh no
June 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM
jordan peterson: go ahead, call me cis to my face, I dare you
neighborhood kid: (running a lemonade stand) I asked if you want ice
peterson: alright that’s it (rips off fanny pack, jelly beans go flying everywhere) oh no
neighborhood kid: (running a lemonade stand) I asked if you want ice
peterson: alright that’s it (rips off fanny pack, jelly beans go flying everywhere) oh no
don’t worry, good people. Count couchula has been vanquished
June 26, 2023 at 5:45 PM
don’t worry, good people. Count couchula has been vanquished
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A relationship should be 50/50. I show up to your city in a giant wooden horse. You open the gates & let me in.
June 23, 2023 at 8:31 PM
A relationship should be 50/50. I show up to your city in a giant wooden horse. You open the gates & let me in.
went to an airbnb and there was carpet in the bathroom
June 23, 2023 at 10:05 PM
went to an airbnb and there was carpet in the bathroom
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On Slate, I wrote about the terrible feeling we're all feeling.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/06/trans-gay-laws-florida-texas-lgbtq-danger.html
https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/06/trans-gay-laws-florida-texas-lgbtq-danger.html
Many Queers Can’t Bring Themselves to Face the Emotion They’re Really Feeling Right Now. We Must...
The loss of our recent promise comes hard.
slate.com
June 21, 2023 at 10:51 AM
On Slate, I wrote about the terrible feeling we're all feeling.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/06/trans-gay-laws-florida-texas-lgbtq-danger.html
https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/06/trans-gay-laws-florida-texas-lgbtq-danger.html
on the street today somebody screamed “f**got.” My adrenaline is high, but my gender identity is validated.
June 20, 2023 at 6:17 PM
on the street today somebody screamed “f**got.” My adrenaline is high, but my gender identity is validated.
want to make your dad eat shit this Father’s Day? Might-o donuts got you
June 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
want to make your dad eat shit this Father’s Day? Might-o donuts got you
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Tuck FERFs
June 18, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Tuck FERFs
and somehow the one time I asked my dad to help me bury a corpse he said no
🧪There are many different ways to be a father. For the male burying beetle Nicrophorus vespilloides, it means co-parenting to feed your young w/buried corpses that you defend against rivals. And beetle dads that have raised broods attract more females than 1st-timers do! But why? 📷 Johannes Stökel 🧵
June 18, 2023 at 10:11 PM
and somehow the one time I asked my dad to help me bury a corpse he said no