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Clare Eliza
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The through-line of the necropolitics this decade is “I can’t breathe.”
May 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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My son made this this morning. We would all do well to remember its powerful message.
April 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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10/10 satire, no notes.
April 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Spending this gorgeous spring evening how the lord intended - doing colonoscopy bowel prep
April 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Why am I suddenly seeing the word ‘hyrox’ everywhere, that is not a real word
March 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I saw these bumper stickers earlier and they absolutely sent me
March 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What a hateful shift! I hated it so much!
March 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trying to find my mom’s birthday card, then remembered that the baby insisted we store it in the fridge after she wrote it
March 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Can anyone ID this fucking lovecraftian horror I found on the beach please? It was about the size of a bike wheel???
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Zelensky not punching him right in the face is perhaps the greatest act of self-restraint I have ever witnessed.
February 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We’re so fucked aren’t we
February 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How do cats (approximately 4.5kg) produce 30kg of excrement a day? Discuss.
February 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Iconic (she really loves Paw Patrol)
February 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fair play, the RCP have had an absolute fucking howler there haven’t they
February 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
GET KNOCKED UP FOR FARRIDGE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Britons should have more children to restore the country’s traditionally “Judeo-Christian” culture, Nigel Farage has said ⬇️
Nigel Farage: Britons must have more children to save Judeo-Christian culture
www.thetimes.com
February 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just found this Valentine’s card in the baby’s school bag - I appear to be ‘MUT’ which is good for the self esteem isn’t it
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just seen a magpie eating a Wotsit, we used to be a proper country
February 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet
February 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Custody nurses! iykyk!!! 🤯
February 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Septic R** remains an objectionable septic dick then I see
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Idiots abound
February 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I enjoyed my recent holiday to Tenerife, I think I look really well here
While on a shark research expedition off the coast of Tenerife, a Spanish island, marine biologists captured the first images of a live adult black seadevil anglerfish near the ocean’s surface. nyti.ms/3CLmscK
February 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM