I saw these bumper stickers earlier and they absolutely sent me
March 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I saw these bumper stickers earlier and they absolutely sent me
Trying to find my mom’s birthday card, then remembered that the baby insisted we store it in the fridge after she wrote it
March 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Trying to find my mom’s birthday card, then remembered that the baby insisted we store it in the fridge after she wrote it
Fucking huge, FOUL. Also: these
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fucking huge, FOUL. Also: these
Can anyone ID this fucking lovecraftian horror I found on the beach please? It was about the size of a bike wheel???
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Can anyone ID this fucking lovecraftian horror I found on the beach please? It was about the size of a bike wheel???
Iconic (she really loves Paw Patrol)
February 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Iconic (she really loves Paw Patrol)
Just found this Valentine’s card in the baby’s school bag - I appear to be ‘MUT’ which is good for the self esteem isn’t it
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just found this Valentine’s card in the baby’s school bag - I appear to be ‘MUT’ which is good for the self esteem isn’t it
Sorry I just found this photo of @kd85.bsky.social on my phone and it made me snort #T1DM
January 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Sorry I just found this photo of @kd85.bsky.social on my phone and it made me snort #T1DM
Los Angeles is 100% my happy place - it is the best city in the world - and watching it burn is genuinely chipping away at my soul. The Santa Ana picks up tonight 😔
January 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Los Angeles is 100% my happy place - it is the best city in the world - and watching it burn is genuinely chipping away at my soul. The Santa Ana picks up tonight 😔
I really need to have a shower before my night shift but how can I
January 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I really need to have a shower before my night shift but how can I
I like my new downlighters!
January 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I like my new downlighters!
Oh look, the rankest product of all time
December 31, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Oh look, the rankest product of all time
Happy Christmas, from a 3 year old and her loyal cat 🎄🐈⬛
December 25, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Happy Christmas, from a 3 year old and her loyal cat 🎄🐈⬛
Happy Christmas Eve ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Happy Christmas Eve ❤️
Roses are red, giant redwoods are thick,
December 14, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Roses are red, giant redwoods are thick,
Just saw this and it reminded me of the best thing anyone ever called me at work - a ‘rat piece of shit cunt’ 🥰
December 3, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Just saw this and it reminded me of the best thing anyone ever called me at work - a ‘rat piece of shit cunt’ 🥰
Almost the perfect fit! Great!
December 1, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Almost the perfect fit! Great!
I can only fit it in that very particular part of the hall, the rest of the house is far too cottage proportions!
November 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I can only fit it in that very particular part of the hall, the rest of the house is far too cottage proportions!
PSYCHED (FAO Laurel Canyon know it all @kd85.bsky.social)
November 27, 2024 at 9:33 AM
PSYCHED (FAO Laurel Canyon know it all @kd85.bsky.social)
Me: trying to do a wee in peace
The baby:
The baby:
November 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Me: trying to do a wee in peace
The baby:
The baby: