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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press even...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
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KIRBY AIR RIDE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
KIRBY AIR RIDE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
HAL LABORATORY 2003
NINTENDO GAMECUBE
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
Stunlocked by October
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Stunlocked by October
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Could you even imagine what it’s like to be combination microwaved air fried? It must feel so good
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Could you even imagine what it’s like to be combination microwaved air fried? It must feel so good
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BUBBLE BOBBLE
TAITO 1986
ARCADE
TAITO 1986
ARCADE
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
BUBBLE BOBBLE
TAITO 1986
ARCADE
TAITO 1986
ARCADE
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October 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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goblin watch: no goblins today
October 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
goblin watch: no goblins today
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making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to
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Art by • Valerie Valusek
October 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Art by • Valerie Valusek
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Types Of Souls Bosses:
- guy in a room totally freakin out
- Stomp Jomperson
- the gang is back together and they hate you
- Bumpos Palace of Tricks
- you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die
- guy in a room totally freakin out
- Stomp Jomperson
- the gang is back together and they hate you
- Bumpos Palace of Tricks
- you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die
June 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Types Of Souls Bosses:
- guy in a room totally freakin out
- Stomp Jomperson
- the gang is back together and they hate you
- Bumpos Palace of Tricks
- you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die
- guy in a room totally freakin out
- Stomp Jomperson
- the gang is back together and they hate you
- Bumpos Palace of Tricks
- you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die
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Still my favorite smarthome automation:
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Still my favorite smarthome automation:
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good morning everyone
September 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
good morning everyone
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Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: I need more power
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊
Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.
[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf
In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..
Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
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Moth monday!!!
September 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Moth monday!!!