Matt Sanders
@cia-dopeman.bsky.social
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Snoop Dogg performed at the Donald Trump inauguration crypto ball on Saturday. Look folks he may be a crip but he has no problem making blood money
January 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Snoop Dogg performed at the Donald Trump inauguration crypto ball on Saturday. Look folks he may be a crip but he has no problem making blood money
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combined ages of the chair and ranking members of the Senate Armed Services Committee: 148
January 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
combined ages of the chair and ranking members of the Senate Armed Services Committee: 148
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The estimated cost of the Palisades wildfire is $160 billion. That's a weird number because it's pretty much what we sent to Ukraine. Dude, you know that money I loaned you?
January 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The estimated cost of the Palisades wildfire is $160 billion. That's a weird number because it's pretty much what we sent to Ukraine. Dude, you know that money I loaned you?
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Homeless arsonist is the perfect scapegoat to replace climate change since that's another issue you're not going to do shit about either.
January 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Homeless arsonist is the perfect scapegoat to replace climate change since that's another issue you're not going to do shit about either.
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The closest it gets is suggesting that the October Revolution happened because Rasputin was a wizard
it's really funny that the anastasia animated movie just doesn't talk about communism at all
January 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The closest it gets is suggesting that the October Revolution happened because Rasputin was a wizard
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in most "police shoot a motorist" stories I doubt the police narrative (and am generally correct to do so) but yeah the Pizzagate Shooter probably did just pull a gun during a traffic stop
January 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
in most "police shoot a motorist" stories I doubt the police narrative (and am generally correct to do so) but yeah the Pizzagate Shooter probably did just pull a gun during a traffic stop
Feast your eyes @jeffgerstmann.com!
Soon, this will replace the Cobra Clutch.
Maybe even the Stone Cold Stunner!
Soon, this will replace the Cobra Clutch.
Maybe even the Stone Cold Stunner!
January 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Feast your eyes @jeffgerstmann.com!
Soon, this will replace the Cobra Clutch.
Maybe even the Stone Cold Stunner!
Soon, this will replace the Cobra Clutch.
Maybe even the Stone Cold Stunner!
@edzitron.com AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This poor man is an AI grifter, or he doesn't know that the bubble will burst. Either way...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This poor man is an AI grifter, or he doesn't know that the bubble will burst. Either way...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐆𝐏𝐓-𝟒𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲-𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞.
Anyone can make $700 per day with ChatGPT-4o.
That's why, I created ChatGPT-4o A to Z Business Guide.
It's free for 48 hours.
To get this. simply:
1. Like/RT
2. Reply " GPT "
3. Follow me (So, I can DM)
Anyone can make $700 per day with ChatGPT-4o.
That's why, I created ChatGPT-4o A to Z Business Guide.
It's free for 48 hours.
To get this. simply:
1. Like/RT
2. Reply " GPT "
3. Follow me (So, I can DM)
January 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@edzitron.com AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This poor man is an AI grifter, or he doesn't know that the bubble will burst. Either way...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This poor man is an AI grifter, or he doesn't know that the bubble will burst. Either way...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The leg-to-height ratio is about 0.529 for humans, and seeing as cavemen didn't wear underwear, logically we should always be seeing the tip of Fred's penis hanging out but we don't, meaning that it's tiny. HOWEVER, his smokeshow wife refuses to leave him. Ergo, Fred is a grower, not a shower.
January 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The leg-to-height ratio is about 0.529 for humans, and seeing as cavemen didn't wear underwear, logically we should always be seeing the tip of Fred's penis hanging out but we don't, meaning that it's tiny. HOWEVER, his smokeshow wife refuses to leave him. Ergo, Fred is a grower, not a shower.
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When it comes to orgasming I always finish in first place.
January 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When it comes to orgasming I always finish in first place.
December 31, 2024 at 3:26 AM
December 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Like and share if you spent days barfing your guts out
December 30, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Like and share if you spent days barfing your guts out
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Is having a constant stomachache from stress good or bad for you?
December 27, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Is having a constant stomachache from stress good or bad for you?
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They call me "The Plot" because I thicken.
December 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
They call me "The Plot" because I thicken.
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Mrry chisssmiess. Im drunk yer foorgd hesus xrop
December 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Mrry chisssmiess. Im drunk yer foorgd hesus xrop
I say this without an ounce of sarcasm: The internet can be very fun.
Fuck off you stupid prick
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I say this without an ounce of sarcasm: The internet can be very fun.
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A lot of people say Matt Gaetz is stupid but I don’t think that’s fair to Matt Gaetz considering he isn’t allowed near schools to get any smarter
December 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
A lot of people say Matt Gaetz is stupid but I don’t think that’s fair to Matt Gaetz considering he isn’t allowed near schools to get any smarter
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You guys going to the big show tonight
December 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
You guys going to the big show tonight
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Simon Peggy Hill.
December 16, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Simon Peggy Hill.
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Never bring a knife to a gunfight, unless you want to look like an arrogant prick
December 15, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Never bring a knife to a gunfight, unless you want to look like an arrogant prick
Being wasted at 7 AM is fine if you're a west coast person.
December 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Being wasted at 7 AM is fine if you're a west coast person.