James Inman
@jamesinman.bsky.social
Comedian, insane ramblings, author of the Greyhound Diary and star of The Unbookables movie.
I have one weird fan who runs my fan club for one member. He hired a team of people to make these things.
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have one weird fan who runs my fan club for one member. He hired a team of people to make these things.
My sister's Halloween party. Mom said dad might embarrass everybody dressed as Elvis. Bitch please, I still have mushrooms left in the fridge.
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My sister's Halloween party. Mom said dad might embarrass everybody dressed as Elvis. Bitch please, I still have mushrooms left in the fridge.
Nobody has ever said, "We've been up since six in the morning snorting pure, uncut lines of Venezuelan cocaine."
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nobody has ever said, "We've been up since six in the morning snorting pure, uncut lines of Venezuelan cocaine."
We should call the East Wing the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We should call the East Wing the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
Ever get the feeling America is like the wife and son in the Murdaugh murders and it's only a matter of time before we're taken out back to the dog kennel once he's boxed himself into a corner facing imminent exposure after years of bullshit.
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Ever get the feeling America is like the wife and son in the Murdaugh murders and it's only a matter of time before we're taken out back to the dog kennel once he's boxed himself into a corner facing imminent exposure after years of bullshit.
The real heroes on the U.S. Border in the war on drugs are risking their lives every time you make an emergency phone call at three in the morning. When there's an 8-ball of cocaine at your door in five minutes and you can't feel your face, thank a cartel member.
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The real heroes on the U.S. Border in the war on drugs are risking their lives every time you make an emergency phone call at three in the morning. When there's an 8-ball of cocaine at your door in five minutes and you can't feel your face, thank a cartel member.
I thought Libertarianism was the magical political philosophy that would fix everything. Now this Argentinan grifter Milei needs a $20 billion bail out. Ha! Libertarians are full of shit, they've always been full of shit and they will continue to be full of shit.
October 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I thought Libertarianism was the magical political philosophy that would fix everything. Now this Argentinan grifter Milei needs a $20 billion bail out. Ha! Libertarians are full of shit, they've always been full of shit and they will continue to be full of shit.
Goddam Arabs and Jews sure love their family. I rarely talk to my sister. If she was a hostage for two years, I might bring it up on Thanksgiving, "So, what was up with that whole hostage thing? that must have been weird."
October 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Goddam Arabs and Jews sure love their family. I rarely talk to my sister. If she was a hostage for two years, I might bring it up on Thanksgiving, "So, what was up with that whole hostage thing? that must have been weird."
It's always darkest before the dawn. However, not all the time. It could be the middle of the night. Wait for the next day. Go back inside and go to bed. What are you doing outside at three in the morning?
October 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's always darkest before the dawn. However, not all the time. It could be the middle of the night. Wait for the next day. Go back inside and go to bed. What are you doing outside at three in the morning?
The only thing I watch on Hulu is CNN. I know it's fake news like everything else. I don't trust their coverage on war, but I like knowing what they're trying to spin and what has blown up recently.
September 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The only thing I watch on Hulu is CNN. I know it's fake news like everything else. I don't trust their coverage on war, but I like knowing what they're trying to spin and what has blown up recently.
Oh no! Tylenol causes autism. I don't care about your babies. We can't even say fuck on TV because of your dumb fucking children. Fuck Tylenol. Sell heroin, Xanax and Adderall next to the cash register at 7-11.
September 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh no! Tylenol causes autism. I don't care about your babies. We can't even say fuck on TV because of your dumb fucking children. Fuck Tylenol. Sell heroin, Xanax and Adderall next to the cash register at 7-11.
Next time someone says Charlie Kirk was a martyr I'm quoting the Bible,
"But these false teachers like animals, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things they understand not; and shall utterly perish from their own corruption."—2 Peter 2:12
"But these false teachers like animals, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things they understand not; and shall utterly perish from their own corruption."—2 Peter 2:12
September 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Next time someone says Charlie Kirk was a martyr I'm quoting the Bible,
"But these false teachers like animals, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things they understand not; and shall utterly perish from their own corruption."—2 Peter 2:12
"But these false teachers like animals, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things they understand not; and shall utterly perish from their own corruption."—2 Peter 2:12
Of course you're going to play Saudi Arabia. You haven't said shit here truly radical or mocking the rich. You think liberals are the establishment—rape jokes, LGBTQ and mocking the poor are your edgy schtick. Of course you can play Saudi Arabia.
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Of course you're going to play Saudi Arabia. You haven't said shit here truly radical or mocking the rich. You think liberals are the establishment—rape jokes, LGBTQ and mocking the poor are your edgy schtick. Of course you can play Saudi Arabia.
How the fuck did you find somebody worse than Nixon? I didn't think that was possible.
September 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How the fuck did you find somebody worse than Nixon? I didn't think that was possible.
The only good thing that will come out of this Charlie Kirk assassination is maybe some of these Fundamentalist Christians will finally crack open their Bible and read the Gospels.
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The only good thing that will come out of this Charlie Kirk assassination is maybe some of these Fundamentalist Christians will finally crack open their Bible and read the Gospels.
Who would have guessed all that training those anti-government militias were doing in the woods back in the 1990s was a waste of time. They weren't training to fight tyranny; they were waiting around for the right tyrant.
September 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Who would have guessed all that training those anti-government militias were doing in the woods back in the 1990s was a waste of time. They weren't training to fight tyranny; they were waiting around for the right tyrant.
Alex Jones entire schtick in the mid-1990s was Posse Comitatus. For thirty years he endlessly jabbered on about National Guard Troops taking over the country. Now his fanbase are cheering it on as if they were black out drunk for thirty years and forgot what they just said.
September 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Alex Jones entire schtick in the mid-1990s was Posse Comitatus. For thirty years he endlessly jabbered on about National Guard Troops taking over the country. Now his fanbase are cheering it on as if they were black out drunk for thirty years and forgot what they just said.
Ever get into an argument with a comedian on social media then find out you started doing standup comedy before they were born? "Oh, so you think you know comedy, do you? I'll bet you do. You know your mom used to love comedy..."
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ever get into an argument with a comedian on social media then find out you started doing standup comedy before they were born? "Oh, so you think you know comedy, do you? I'll bet you do. You know your mom used to love comedy..."
I think a NASA engineer heard one too many fake moon landing conspiracy theories, "Fuck you, I'll put a goddam nuclear reactor on the moon, fly your ass up there and burn your dick off with a U-235 fuel rod heated to 5092 degrees Fahrenheit and then you'll shut the fuck up."
August 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I think a NASA engineer heard one too many fake moon landing conspiracy theories, "Fuck you, I'll put a goddam nuclear reactor on the moon, fly your ass up there and burn your dick off with a U-235 fuel rod heated to 5092 degrees Fahrenheit and then you'll shut the fuck up."
I always thought the Radical Far Left were Sandinistas, FARC and Che Guevara. If they're going to call me Radical Far Left, I might as well join up with those guys.
July 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I always thought the Radical Far Left were Sandinistas, FARC and Che Guevara. If they're going to call me Radical Far Left, I might as well join up with those guys.
The people who say you should never talk about politics or religion at a party never want to talk about literature, history, film, art, philosophy, culture, psychology or current events either. They want to talk about sports or jabber endlessly about their children.
June 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The people who say you should never talk about politics or religion at a party never want to talk about literature, history, film, art, philosophy, culture, psychology or current events either. They want to talk about sports or jabber endlessly about their children.
Israel has 90 guns in his house, calls the cops on Iran, cops search Iran's house and no guns are found. If Isael asked me, "Iran's got guns buried deep in his backyard we need you to dig them up with your bunker busting shovel!" I'd tell him to his face, "You killed Jesus."
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Israel has 90 guns in his house, calls the cops on Iran, cops search Iran's house and no guns are found. If Isael asked me, "Iran's got guns buried deep in his backyard we need you to dig them up with your bunker busting shovel!" I'd tell him to his face, "You killed Jesus."
Can somebody please tell Netanyahu pretty much everybody on the planet has been living with the bomb since 1945.
June 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Can somebody please tell Netanyahu pretty much everybody on the planet has been living with the bomb since 1945.
Who would have predicted an ex-gameshow host with 88 criminal charges of falsifying records, election interference and mishandling secret documents would go back on his word of no more war in the Middle East? You'd have to be a clairvoyant or some shit to see that coming.
June 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Who would have predicted an ex-gameshow host with 88 criminal charges of falsifying records, election interference and mishandling secret documents would go back on his word of no more war in the Middle East? You'd have to be a clairvoyant or some shit to see that coming.
Israel reminds me of a meth tweaker peering through the shades out the window at a white van when we've told them 15 billion times it's just the dude next door who owns a white van.
June 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Israel reminds me of a meth tweaker peering through the shades out the window at a white van when we've told them 15 billion times it's just the dude next door who owns a white van.