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Please can someone help me? I can't seem to think of another purpose for multi-purpose compost, other than for growing plants in. Leo Stitch e-mail
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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A very long and important THREAD -

The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.

And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.

Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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Marley: you will be haunted by Three Spirits

Scrooge: including you?

Marley: no

Scrooge: so Four Spirits

Marley: Three Spirits after this

Scrooge: just sounded like you weren’t counting yourself as a spirit

Marley: no, that’s not-

Scrooge: bit confusing

Marley: this is why everyone hates you
November 7, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Delighted to hear that The Invisible Doctrine, the film by @peterhutchison.bsky.social and @lucas-sabean.bsky.social, is being offered free to view on YouTube for the holiday season. It's all yours! youtu.be/gR4eSEetKP0
The secret history of Neoliberalism | The Invisible Doctrine | Full Film
YouTube video by Journeyman Pictures
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December 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Gilbert Ratchet's sprout-steaming device powered by 3-Kings-Of-Orient-Are on a treadmill chasing a yonder star. And season's greetings to one and all, except for anyone I hate.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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"ONE for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl and four for a boy, 99 " the adage about magpies goes. Well I spotted a single magpie in my garden last week and this morning I woke up to find I'd shit the bed. So maybe there is something to these old superstitions after all. Gary Ireland, Tauranga
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Happy #saintnicholasday
Yay.

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December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Payback's a bitch.

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Or can he?

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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leehealey.bsky.social
Born this day, Lee Harvey Oswald 🎂
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October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I WAS in Lyme Regis recently and there was a sign that read Do Not Feed Me', accompanied by a photo of a scrawny seagull. That's all well and good, but there were literally thousands of the fuckers flying about, and they all looked the same. How was I meant to know which was the one in the photo? Rupert Deering, Dulwich
September 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I don't know why "laughing Hyenas" are so called. I was watching one on the telly the other night, and it sounded more like screaming to me than laughing. Mind you, it was being attacked and eaten by a bunch of lions, so maybe I just caught it on an off day. Crawford Biscuits, Epping
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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This is a probe. The IDF is dipping its toe in the water.

If the public reaction is muted Israel very well may blow up a bunch of these ships for the “crime” of bringing food and medical supplies to starving/suffering children.
voices4justice.bsky.social Voice4Justice @voices4justice.bsky.social · Sep 23
Brazilian activist Thiago Avilla reports six explosions on different boats of the Global Sumud Flotilla in international waters
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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SOME BLOKE on TV said it would take 9,618,000 fully grown African elephants standing trunk to tail to encompass the earth at the equator. But according to Wikipedia, there are only about 700,000 elephants left in the wild, so I'm afraid it's just never going to happen. D Williams, Donegal
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Probably the most disgusting piece of anti-science garbage in service of whitewashing Bhattacharya and legitimizing attacks on NIH to date in the NYT op-ed section.

And there have been many.

Since the NYT keeps doing this drivel, I will say a few things about the NYT's modus operandi...

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September 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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THEY SAY that no two leopards have the same spots, and that their markings are as individual as fingerprints. This may • be important if a leopard commits a burglary and is caught on CCTV, but other than that, I find this to be an utterly useless piece of information. Manfred Ursine, Crewe
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Those citing graphene as the thinnest known material are sleeping on white dude skin
oliverdarcy.bsky.social Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · Sep 16
Scoop: Status has obtained the termination letter The Washington Post sent to @karenattiah.bsky.social, in which it informed her that she was being fired for social media posts "about white men."

Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/karen-atti...
Fired By The Post
The Washington Post said it fired Karen Attiah over comments she made about white men in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s death, Status has learned.
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September 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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doctor: let's start the stress test
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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The new issue of Viz is on sale today, and there's a serving of intergalactic adventure with Bacon, Clegg and Beans
A rocket-powered catering van hurtling through space, piloted by 16th Century philosopher Sir Francis Bacon, former prime ministerial novelty sidekick and social media turd-polisher Nick Clegg, actor Sean Bean who was in an old episode of Morse I watched the other night, and Mr Bean.
September 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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A COUPLE of years back, me and my mate cut down a dead famous tree that was on a Robin Hood film for a laugh, and it turned into a right old to-do, let me tell you. In fact, as I write this, I'm waiting to see if we get banged up in the ruddy clink for it. Honestly, if anybody thinks it'd be a good idea to chop down a famous tree used in a Robin Hood film, I'd recommend they think again, because it's turned into a right old pain in the arse. Name withheld for sentencing, email
September 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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MY WIFE is always complaining that I am an unromantic skinflint. So next year, I'm going to plant some spring bulbs in the hope they will bloom on her birthday in March beautiful yellow and purple crocuses arranged to spell out 'SUE' in the lawn. Her actual name is Christine, but have you seen the price of crocus bulbs? Professor Dave, Cape Cod
August 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM