Chris Kennett
@chriskennett.bsky.social
📺 & freelance writer, script editor | cohost @PitchBleakPod | opinions not anyone's | he/him https://creativerep.com.au/artists/chris-kennett/
once a decade or so the music industry tries to repackage and sell me Wings, and every time it’s still just the same four okay songs and thirty other tracks where someone should have said ‘Paul, stop’
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
once a decade or so the music industry tries to repackage and sell me Wings, and every time it’s still just the same four okay songs and thirty other tracks where someone should have said ‘Paul, stop’
there’s nothing better than a righteous boycott on something you already weren’t buying
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
there’s nothing better than a righteous boycott on something you already weren’t buying
wasn’t Novo Nordisk one of jabba the hutt’s goons?
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
wasn’t Novo Nordisk one of jabba the hutt’s goons?
Another wonderful addition to my favourite internet genre
Remember that time some AI bro made a One Piece thing, then told off some guy saying that he could never make something like that, that guy turned out to be a One Piece animator, and the whole Internet laughed at that moron? IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GUY.
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Another wonderful addition to my favourite internet genre
the purity tests will continue until morale improves
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the purity tests will continue until morale improves
Sunday night and expired Valium
name a more iconic duo
name a more iconic duo
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Sunday night and expired Valium
name a more iconic duo
name a more iconic duo
RIP Ace youtu.be/eWymbWBpqsg?...
Weezer - In The Garage (Live)
YouTube video by WeezerVEVO
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
RIP Ace youtu.be/eWymbWBpqsg?...
what’s the etiquette for calling out ostensibly good people you know who are still posting on twitter
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
what’s the etiquette for calling out ostensibly good people you know who are still posting on twitter
I don’t know how to order at subway and it’s too late to do anything about that now
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I don’t know how to order at subway and it’s too late to do anything about that now
the last good thing that happened was 30-50 feral hogs
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
the last good thing that happened was 30-50 feral hogs
I don’t know how Tony Blair is going to have time to be grand vizier of Gaza while also filming the Harry Potter show
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I don’t know how Tony Blair is going to have time to be grand vizier of Gaza while also filming the Harry Potter show
it just makes sense to concentrate all of our most talented and ethical people in one place
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
it just makes sense to concentrate all of our most talented and ethical people in one place
you telling me a melon camped this John cou ah forget it
September 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
you telling me a melon camped this John cou ah forget it
why does he look like someone dressed up as Trump on SNL
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
why does he look like someone dressed up as Trump on SNL
I’m in the microgeneration where your personality is about thirty per cent defined by having seen that episode of The Extraordinary where Telly Savalas tells the “I’ll give you a ride” ghost story
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m in the microgeneration where your personality is about thirty per cent defined by having seen that episode of The Extraordinary where Telly Savalas tells the “I’ll give you a ride” ghost story
you’re telling me a horst this wessel?
September 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
you’re telling me a horst this wessel?
my ‘did not kill Charlie Kirk’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
www.theverge.com/policy/78115...
www.theverge.com/policy/78115...
Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk
In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’
www.theverge.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my ‘did not kill Charlie Kirk’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
www.theverge.com/policy/78115...
www.theverge.com/policy/78115...
ah yes, that radical left wing firebrand *checks notes* Jimmy Kimmel
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
ah yes, that radical left wing firebrand *checks notes* Jimmy Kimmel
Reposted by Chris Kennett
Woke is bullshit. It's horseshit. It exists as a false affront to assholes who just want to asshole. It's fascism that is the enemy of free and open speech. Fascism is and always was the great shut-up and shut-it-down censor of debate and discussion.
Fuck all these corporate whores.
Fuck all these corporate whores.
Breaking news: ABC takes Jimmy Kimmel off the air after backlash over remarks on Charlie Kirk’s death.
A network spokesperson did not comment beyond saying that the show will be preempted “indefinitely.”
A network spokesperson did not comment beyond saying that the show will be preempted “indefinitely.”
ABC takes Jimmy Kimmel off the air over remarks on Charlie Kirk’s killing
The decision to indefinitely pre-empt “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” follows backlash to comments he made about Charlie Kirk.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Woke is bullshit. It's horseshit. It exists as a false affront to assholes who just want to asshole. It's fascism that is the enemy of free and open speech. Fascism is and always was the great shut-up and shut-it-down censor of debate and discussion.
Fuck all these corporate whores.
Fuck all these corporate whores.
why would Hamish and Andy lie to me 😔
September 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
why would Hamish and Andy lie to me 😔
Reposted by Chris Kennett
Kash Patel fired the 'legendary' special agent in charge of Utah's FBI division a month ago. Her colleagues say she was “absolutely the best” agent in the bureau but she was a woman of color so she had to go:
www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...
www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Kash Patel fired the 'legendary' special agent in charge of Utah's FBI division a month ago. Her colleagues say she was “absolutely the best” agent in the bureau but she was a woman of color so she had to go:
www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...
www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...
I just feel bad that there’s nothing I can do to help 😔
September 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I just feel bad that there’s nothing I can do to help 😔
This is the future blueskyists want
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
This is the future blueskyists want