Princess Valium
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• Ambivert • Ambidextrous • Cat Dad x 5
• mostly NSFW • Texan • Vacuum Collector
• WxGeek • Witch|Fitted Sheet Folder
feral faggotry commencing shortly
📸- reallyjcs
• Ambivert • Ambidextrous • Cat Dad x 5
• mostly NSFW • Texan • Vacuum Collector
• WxGeek • Witch|Fitted Sheet Folder
feral faggotry commencing shortly
📸- reallyjcs
Nips and pit just because 😋
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Nips and pit just because 😋
So I’ve been working on a thing.
February at 259 lbs. And Today at 224 lbs.
February at 259 lbs. And Today at 224 lbs.
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So I’ve been working on a thing.
February at 259 lbs. And Today at 224 lbs.
February at 259 lbs. And Today at 224 lbs.
A photo you’d use as an album cover.
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A photo you’d use as an album cover.
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“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?”
Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?”
Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
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If Obama destroyed the East Wing of the White House…
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If Obama destroyed the East Wing of the White House…
And furthermore, who the hell is she talking to? And how do they know me? And why do I gotta be “the mean one”?
Overheard part of the neighbors phone call while walking to the car. According to her, I’m “no, not the bald one, the mean one with hair… yes and uses the old Hoover on the balcony.”
…..So do I get rid of the outdoor rug now?
…..So do I get rid of the outdoor rug now?
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
And furthermore, who the hell is she talking to? And how do they know me? And why do I gotta be “the mean one”?
Overheard part of the neighbors phone call while walking to the car. According to her, I’m “no, not the bald one, the mean one with hair… yes and uses the old Hoover on the balcony.”
…..So do I get rid of the outdoor rug now?
…..So do I get rid of the outdoor rug now?
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Overheard part of the neighbors phone call while walking to the car. According to her, I’m “no, not the bald one, the mean one with hair… yes and uses the old Hoover on the balcony.”
…..So do I get rid of the outdoor rug now?
…..So do I get rid of the outdoor rug now?
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At this point, my retirement plan is euthanasia
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
At this point, my retirement plan is euthanasia
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Remember, calories don’t count if it’s your birthday or if you don’t recognize the world you live in anymore
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Remember, calories don’t count if it’s your birthday or if you don’t recognize the world you live in anymore
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There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man.
Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.
We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.
My latest piece.
Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.
We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.
My latest piece.
We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life
Influential anti-LGBTQ+ activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday. While condemning violence is something most can get behind, sanitization of his hate has gone too far.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man.
Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.
We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.
My latest piece.
Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.
We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.
My latest piece.
Happy Labor Day
September 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Happy Labor Day
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
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Anytime I say something like this people are always like… “nope, we need to *change constitution*”.
Reality check: not happening.
Stop focusing on extremes, demand things that can be done and as such… get shit done, for once.
Reality check: not happening.
Stop focusing on extremes, demand things that can be done and as such… get shit done, for once.
The next president, if there is one, needs to sign just two executive orders.
The first one needs to overturn every EO Trump signed.
The second needs to direct Congress to write a law banning executive orders and demand they take back the various Constitutional powers they’ve extended to a POTUS.
The first one needs to overturn every EO Trump signed.
The second needs to direct Congress to write a law banning executive orders and demand they take back the various Constitutional powers they’ve extended to a POTUS.
May 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Anytime I say something like this people are always like… “nope, we need to *change constitution*”.
Reality check: not happening.
Stop focusing on extremes, demand things that can be done and as such… get shit done, for once.
Reality check: not happening.
Stop focusing on extremes, demand things that can be done and as such… get shit done, for once.
#FCF #fatcatfriday Dook Duke wants to be drawn like one of those French girls
May 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
#FCF #fatcatfriday Dook Duke wants to be drawn like one of those French girls
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
6 most days, 2 & 4 when home or whoring.
March 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
6 most days, 2 & 4 when home or whoring.
There are 42 vacuum cleaners in this apartment and 0 reasons the soles of my socks accumulate a significant amount of hair during the short walk from my bedroom to the living room.
And I vacuumed before bed last night.
And I vacuumed before bed last night.
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There are 42 vacuum cleaners in this apartment and 0 reasons the soles of my socks accumulate a significant amount of hair during the short walk from my bedroom to the living room.
And I vacuumed before bed last night.
And I vacuumed before bed last night.
Brutal honesty requested:
How old do I look?
How old do I look?
March 5, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Brutal honesty requested:
How old do I look?
How old do I look?
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This is your reminder that the two areas that get a lot of tornadoes each year are Tornado Alley and Dixie Alley. Both full of red states. Republicans are going to kill their own voters.
I just got fired from NWS . This email is all I know. Read if you want.
February 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is your reminder that the two areas that get a lot of tornadoes each year are Tornado Alley and Dixie Alley. Both full of red states. Republicans are going to kill their own voters.
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He called Zelensky disrespectful....
February 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He called Zelensky disrespectful....
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I have never been more ashamed of my country than after this display of rank stupidity today at the WH.
February 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have never been more ashamed of my country than after this display of rank stupidity today at the WH.
February 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
