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Lonestar Gooner
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Husband. Father. Attorney. Gooner.
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The Oxford Comma is the way, the truth, and the light.

None shall get to the Father but by the Oxford Comma.
I was taught to always avoid the Oxford comma by Mrs Nelson, my year 4 primary school teacher and a formidable dominatrix.

But seriously, I love the Oxford Comma. So I made a starter pack of other serial comma aficionados. And I'll keep adding to it as I find more members of Team Oxford Comma . . .
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In an interview in October, Howard Lutnick said after he met Epstein in 2005, he vowed to “never be in a room with that disgusting person ever again.”

Documents released today by Trump's DOJ say otherwise.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Disgusting.

In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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“Trying to go back to a phony-baloney corporate job of filing trademarks and talking about profit shares versus incentives and other just horse s--- is just so ultimately meaningless,” Young said. “I’ll figure something else out. But right now, my city needs me.’”

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
How daily life in Minneapolis has transformed since federal agents flooded the streets
The fatal shootings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti by immigration agents and a sweeping federal operation have transformed the city.
www.nbcnews.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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🚨TONIGHT’S PROTEST IN MINNEAPOLIS IS INSANE:

CNN is STUNNED. Share this widely!

“I've covered many protests… I've not seen a crowd like this before.” It’s 8 degrees. “It is freezing, but nothing, nothing is stopping these people.”

This isn’t a rally. It’s a movement. @calltoactivism.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Oh is that right? Is that right????
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"

Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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A new statement from Epstein survivors:

"Once again, survivors are having their names and identifying information exposed, while the men who abused us remain hidden and protected. That is outrageous."
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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oh my god
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Every time I see someone like Abbott choose self-inflicted decline, I think of this quote from Pedro Sanchez:

"Spain needs to choose between being an open and prosperous country or a closed-off, poor country. It’s as simple as that."

www.theguardian.com/world/2024/o...
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Oh Kai there !!! Matchweek 24 against Leeds. See you at Merry-Arts Grill and Pub tomorrow!
#CLEVELAND
#ARSLEE
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Huh. This entire administration is an Epstein Island afterparty.
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Alex Pretti: "Look at you, pepper spraying kids, fuck you guys!"…again sticking up for other people… a true altruist 💙
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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JOIN US!!!
🔴⚪️ AN ARSENAL DOUBLE-HEADER WEEKEND!!! 🔴⚪️

Sat: ⚽️ Leeds vs Arsenal (Men)
🕘 9a | 📍 The Local, 55402

Sun: ⚽️ Arsenal WFC vs Corinthians
🏆 Champions Cup Final
🕛 12p | 📍 A Bar of Their Own, 55404

PACK THE PUBS! COYG!!! 🔴⚪️

#Arsenal #ArsenalFC #AFC #COYG #UTA #AFCUSA #AWFC @arsenalamerica.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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"Girls FTW"
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Jesus Christ
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
@edzitron.com brings the receipts on this one. Good listen.
AI bubble: Data centre cancellations are sky rocketing | Ed Zitron
YouTube video by The Tech Report
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Fuckin’ hell…man.🤯
It's really cool that you are part of the reason why Trump is back in office. I hope you're proud of yourself. Look at all this shit, man. Look at it. This is worse than an aging Biden? Wow.
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Updated after 23 games:

Arsenal averaging 2.17 pts/game
City & Villa averaging 2 pts/game
United: 1.65
Chelsea: 1.61
Liverpool: 1.57

If we keep current pace to 82 points (rounding down) then:

City & Villa need 2.47 pts/game to get to 83
United: 3 pts/game
Chelsea & Liverpool 3+

Improbable.
Arsenal are averaging 2.27 pts per game

City are averaging 1.95 pts per game

If we keep our pace to finish on 86 pts, City will need to average 2.75 pts per match to finish above us on 87 pts

That'd be 14 wins and 2 draws or 15 wins and 1 loss from their remaining games

Breathe Arsenal fans.
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“I was just doing my job.”—federalis.
Masked up DEA agent knowingly participating in an illegal arrest of a journalist that was already rejected by two trial judges and an appellate court.

The de-Nazification after this period must be thorough. Seems likely we will need to fire the majority of federal law enforcement officers.
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM