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To prevent fading, store in a cool, dry place. Avoid exposure to sunlight.
Home of Crows Before Bros!
(she/they)
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Ok. I’m just. Gonna. Leave this here. I don’t have bargain basement deals, but I do have art. And gift cards. And suchlike. Ok thanks. Love you, byeee. { strangehours.com }
Baba Yaga house shingled with teeth.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m doing a post office run for orders tomorrow!
(Hint: This could be you, you can still place an order.)
Ok. I’m just. Gonna. Leave this here. I don’t have bargain basement deals, but I do have art. And gift cards. And suchlike. Ok thanks. Love you, byeee. { strangehours.com }
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is not a paid endorsement, it’s just that I run 75% of my projects past B in their development stage.
Some of the most delicious objects, stickers, prints and patches here, btw. 👇
Ok. I’m just. Gonna. Leave this here. I don’t have bargain basement deals, but I do have art. And gift cards. And suchlike. Ok thanks. Love you, byeee. { strangehours.com }
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ok. I’m just. Gonna. Leave this here. I don’t have bargain basement deals, but I do have art. And gift cards. And suchlike. Ok thanks. Love you, byeee. { strangehours.com }
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Oh, man. I did the "Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?" monologue from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead so many times for an acting class in college. Never got old, even after countless repetitions. Just a perfect wandering of thoughts & transitions.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Carrick. Maytide Street. Caller says a shirtless man is outside with a sword.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Slippy conditions confirmed.
Reports have started of slippy road conditions around the region. If you’re out, there, be careful.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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These guys are great! I donate every year and may I suggest that some of the crafts they sell on behalf of the elders make great Christmas presents?
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Everyone say thank you to the Incan agronomists for developing one of the world’s most perfect foods, the potato.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"Oh, we got both kinds. We got Goth *and* Industrial" t-shirts are available in my DECWRK store.

Perfect for the spooky DJ who's gotten "PLAY SOME NITZER EBB!" requests one too many times.

decwrk.com/products/oh-...
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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this might seem silly to say, but I'm just putting it out there that dancing is a form of cardio, and there is no requirement that you be any good at it for it to be effective
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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B256.3
Deer makes its horns available
as a bookholder
to a saint.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Anyway, I dreamt that Trent Reznor had bought a huge chunk of Dark Crystal stuff from the Jim Henson auction and used it as source material to build out his own eldritch faerie festival.

(Good job on the personal gratification, brain, 💯💯💯)
#phantasmagoria
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just made an excited noise audible only to dolphins & dogs.
Also, very early galleys of The Tapestry of Fate are in! I'm so excited to start seeing Amina's next adventure out in the wild
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Top 5 film genres

- fucked up fever dream

- practical effects fantasyland spackled with glitter

- walking up to the fourth wall and tapping on the glass despite signage clearly stating not to

- gender roles only exist as a punchline

- someone rich has died & guilt looks good on all the suspects
Top 5 film genres

- no plot, just punching

- no plot, just trading quips

-humans are definitely the villains (not sure anyone involved with the film knows that, though)

-no plot, just choreography and set design

-brooding (subtitled because half the dialogue is inaudible)
Top 5 film genres

-one director’s quixotic and extravagant labor of love

-something awful has happened and nobody will ever know precisely what or why

-cool monsters

-this Hays code embodiment of a transatlantic accent wants to fuck

-I Hate The Upper Class But Damn They Know How to Dress
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Always a red letter day when I find a bit of snake shed when working in the garden.

Bonus: tiny snail shells.
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Fizzgiggious Fish,
who always walked about upon Stilts,
because he had no legs.

(Edward Lear)
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A136.1
God rides unusual animal.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Also: mods are asleep, it’s Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald posting hours.

(byo Gordon Lightfoot soundtrack)
Fifty years ago tomorrow, November 10, the Great Lakes’ most famous shipwreck claimed the lives of 29 men. SS #EdmundFitzgerald, a 729-foot freighter, sank in Lake Superior. Read about the tragedy: buff.ly/NYMctdR

📸 Greenmars/ Wikimedia Commons. CC BY-SA 3.0.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate.
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 PM
The person who needs to hear this is @bzedan.bsky.social (assuming that they don’t already know). Thanks for helping me pass this along!
I don’t know who needs to hear this today but PBS has a new documentary about pigeons narrated by Bobby Moynihan.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m only a little way in to Annalee Newitz’s Automatic Noodle, but already it is proposing a daring thesis: “What if Murderbot worked in food service?”
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Ten of Swords
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Semi-annual reminder that time is not real, but if you want to sleep in an extra hour due to "collective hallucination," I'm cool with that.
December 5, 2024 at 6:39 AM