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Chromatic Shift
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8♾️8. if i followed u it was by accident.
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hey whats up im the guy that runs all of the legacy media outlets in the country. i figured if i keep sucking the preseidents weird old dick and dont point out any of the bad stupid things he does then he wont yell at me. also i like the way it tastes
June 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Or a musician with something to say.
June 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bluesky seems convinced I’m a horny gay man that *needs* to see men posting thirst traps. Can you even train the algos on this site?
May 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
CACO
BREAKING: US Appeals Court has reinstated Trump tariffs during the appeal against the Federal courts that blocked it.
May 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
told my gf I would still love her if she was a worm. she’s way less online so she didn’t get it.
May 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ah my greatest foe, someone whose politics are
95% identical to my own
May 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
How do I train the Bluesky algos to stop showing me these “we coulda had comma-luh!” posts? It’s literally almost June.
May 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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right-wing ppl who work normal jobs are complete freaks. there’s no way around it. you make $15 an hour and the thing that motivates you is your boss not having enough money? you’re cooked buddy
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
man ive been pronouncing it po-PAY this entire time 🫴🏾
May 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Loved Reggie Miller as a player but man oh man is his color commentary just awful.
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
paper envelopes are ribbed now
May 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
saw this, got intensely sad for about 2 minutes, then felt nothing at all
Fruit Stripe gum to be discontinued | CNN Business
It’s the end of an era for Fruit Stripe, the decades-old gum brand that was known for its fruit-inspired flavors and zebra-print product: The brand’s owner is discontinuing the striped treat.
www.cnn.com
April 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
they should invent a soy sauce packet that isn’t a ticking time bomb
April 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
went back to cyberpunk after not having played it since launch. you cannot believe how much better it is now, wow.
April 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
are videos terrible on here for anyone else?
April 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
get the sculptors on the phone; we got a statue to make!
NEW: By a 4–3 vote, the Wisconsin Supreme Court upholds Gov. Tony Evers' creative "veto" transforming a two-year school funding increase into a 400-year funding increase. Evers crossed out words, numbers, and hyphens to rewrite the law—legally, it turns out. www.wicourts.gov/sc/opinion/D...
April 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Building a mass movement (instead of a subculture) will require a lot of cringe, so get comfortable with it
April 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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End result of running the country like a business
April 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Groceries is only an old fashioned term because most people can't afford them right now like they used to. They can just buy one grocery. That's it
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It really is so frustrating that you can never get off these political campaign text lists no matter how many times you ‘stop2quit’
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM