@chriswprice.bsky.social
Trust & Safety Product Lead @ Patreon. Penitent Florida Man. Unabashed Florida Gator.
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the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl because the other team's backup QB dropped 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage and chest-passed the ball backwards
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Righteous doink!
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Caleb Williams has gone Full Butt
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
You gotta Bo-lieve.
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.

every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray

they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
So very proud of New York City tonight. We can have a better city if we fight for it!
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Broncos 😤
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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new crab dropped
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You gotta Bo-lieve. #Broncos
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Shohei Ohtani is on a mission to obliterate every baseball on the planet and I am here to cheer him on.
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Apple is dragging Florida Gators football in their iPhone 17 Pro ads and yet somehow Billy Napier remains the head coach. RAPTURE NOW.
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Enshittification of RedZone is how you know we live in the end times.
September 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rushing to LinkedIn because I need Fullcast After Dark like something fierce after today. Vols. Gators. Texas. Irish. Gah!
September 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Fully convinced Billy Napier poisons his own food at every meal, but not intentionally.
September 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What the ungodly hell was that NFL ad
September 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*watching Georgia Tech/Colorado* RUN THE DAMN BALL!!!
August 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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"Said has cerebral palsy and he's gone for three days, surviving only on water."

I don't know what to say about Gaza anymore. Israel and the U.S. are literally starving children. It's an evil legacy that both countries will carry with us always.
Gaza starvation so severe people are ‘walking corpses’, UN says
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s a bad fruit.
People will have one bad piece of Honeydew and start a 25 year vendetta
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We’re very OK with demonetizing and deplatforming Nazis and Nazi sympathizers over at Patreon. If Substack won’t make the obvious changes, creators and writers should.
It’s a Nazi bar.
June 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM