CAR
@christyross.bsky.social
Left handed in Alabama. Mostly cats.
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Aries: You’re gonna want to avoid being caught on the kiss cam.
July 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A shorter, more accurate & informative headline would simply be "Unprecedented crimes & constitutional violations continue"
Even though the billionaire is no longer leading the Department of Government Efficiency effort, many key staffers — and DOGE ideas — are now more permanently embedded in the federal government. https://n.pr/3SSCUfD
Elon Musk may be gone but DOGE isn't done remaking the federal government
Even though the billionaire is no longer leading the Department of Government Efficiency effort, many key staffers — and DOGE ideas — are now more permanently embedded in the federal government.
n.pr
June 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A shorter, more accurate & informative headline would simply be "Unprecedented crimes & constitutional violations continue"
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Aries: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are. Because the stars don’t give a shit about you.
June 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Aries: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are. Because the stars don’t give a shit about you.
Socks are embarrassing.
June 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Socks are embarrassing.
Another day, another hike to the exact same place as my cover photo.
May 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Another day, another hike to the exact same place as my cover photo.
The Alabama Department of Transportation was nice enough to send me a letter to let me know my driver's license expired 3 months ago. Oops. 🙈
May 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Alabama Department of Transportation was nice enough to send me a letter to let me know my driver's license expired 3 months ago. Oops. 🙈
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Turns out that only trans women know how to tie down fighter jets so they don't fall
at this point it’s starting to feel like these jets are just committing suicide
Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months
The latest loss of an F/A-18 fighter jet occurred during a failed landing aboard the USS Harry S. Truman, an aircraft carrier in the Red Sea.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Turns out that only trans women know how to tie down fighter jets so they don't fall
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Just a reminder that most of Trump's executive orders are nothing more than press releases.
After he ordered the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to pull funding for NPR and PBS, the CPB responded that it is authorized and funded by Congress and is not subject to the president's authority.
After he ordered the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to pull funding for NPR and PBS, the CPB responded that it is authorized and funded by Congress and is not subject to the president's authority.
![WASHINGTON, D.C, (May 2, 2025) — Patricia Harrison, President and CEO of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB), issued the following statement today regarding the President’s Executive Order on public media:
“CPB is not a federal executive agency subject to the President’s authority. Congress directly authorized and funded CPB to be a private nonprofit corporation wholly independent of the federal government.
“In creating CPB, Congress expressly forbade ‘any department, agency, officer, or employee of the United States to exercise any direction, supervision, or control over educational television or radio broadcasting, or over [CPB] or any of its grantees or contractors…’ 47 U.S.C. § 398(c).”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kjjhbsc3pp3vkqjsivk6z2yd/bafkreie7ky7hw4h6fcaqa6fkkqdyhg6czlebc2udp6fbbsjah4eoj7qg2y@jpeg)
May 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just a reminder that most of Trump's executive orders are nothing more than press releases.
After he ordered the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to pull funding for NPR and PBS, the CPB responded that it is authorized and funded by Congress and is not subject to the president's authority.
After he ordered the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to pull funding for NPR and PBS, the CPB responded that it is authorized and funded by Congress and is not subject to the president's authority.
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Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me??
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
April 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me??
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
There are no oreos in my home and this is unacceptable. Please send oreos.
March 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There are no oreos in my home and this is unacceptable. Please send oreos.
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just a total sack of shit
JD Vance, "Denmark is not being a good ally"
"If we need to take Greenland that is what President Trump will do because he doesn't care about what Europeans scream at us"
"If we need to take Greenland that is what President Trump will do because he doesn't care about what Europeans scream at us"
March 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
just a total sack of shit
My favorite college roommate (3 over 4 years) who is still my best friend, just told me that we worked out so well as roommates bc we were both night time hair washers. So so true. Nothing worse than a hairdryer in the morning ... except rasicm and homophobia.
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My favorite college roommate (3 over 4 years) who is still my best friend, just told me that we worked out so well as roommates bc we were both night time hair washers. So so true. Nothing worse than a hairdryer in the morning ... except rasicm and homophobia.
One of my current life goals is to befriend a crow. Seriously, y'all. I need this to happen. My 9-5 is really cutting into crow bonding time.
March 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One of my current life goals is to befriend a crow. Seriously, y'all. I need this to happen. My 9-5 is really cutting into crow bonding time.
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The way people act like they won’t actually cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security gives similar vibes to when they acted like they wouldn’t actually overturn Roe
Stop underestimating them
Stop underestimating them
March 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The way people act like they won’t actually cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security gives similar vibes to when they acted like they wouldn’t actually overturn Roe
Stop underestimating them
Stop underestimating them
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Elonched that one right into the ocean didn’t he?
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Elonched that one right into the ocean didn’t he?
There's always money in the banana stand.
March 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There's always money in the banana stand.
Today, I took a nap. Under a chair. In my office. At work. Happy tax season.
February 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Today, I took a nap. Under a chair. In my office. At work. Happy tax season.
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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
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Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.