Chris Harris
@christopherharris.bsky.social
Former journo.
Extraordinary house sitter.
Lover of dogs. Durmer.
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Extraordinary house sitter.
Lover of dogs. Durmer.
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I cordially invite you to note how many Dem senators are in @numb.comfortab.ly’s ratio feed.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I cordially invite you to note how many Dem senators are in @numb.comfortab.ly’s ratio feed.
Have one of your junior staffers explain this to you.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Have one of your junior staffers explain this to you.
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seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Everyone will have to learn to perfectly learn the choreography to Hips Don’t Lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Everyone will have to learn to perfectly learn the choreography to Hips Don’t Lie.
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
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"Misused Apostrophes: Most souls on this level are cursed to endlessly hunt for things that they mistakenly stated belonged to someone or something. Where is Kid’s party? What about Nacho’s $5.75? This entire level has lost it's way."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dan...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dan...
Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
First Circle (Limbo): Autocorrect Here wander the otherwise virtuous souls who were forced into grievous errors by autocorrect programs. They sit ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Misused Apostrophes: Most souls on this level are cursed to endlessly hunt for things that they mistakenly stated belonged to someone or something. Where is Kid’s party? What about Nacho’s $5.75? This entire level has lost it's way."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dan...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dan...
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Doing some math with the White House.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Doing some math with the White House.
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In 1066 minarchist monarch William the Conquerer defeated Communist Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings, ending Godwinson’s failing Marxist policy of having names with Æ in them
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In 1066 minarchist monarch William the Conquerer defeated Communist Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings, ending Godwinson’s failing Marxist policy of having names with Æ in them
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That was a really good speech written by Zohran’s aloof wife.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
That was a really good speech written by Zohran’s aloof wife.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Can we talk about how Eric Adam hasn't got 7K votes yet?
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Can we talk about how Eric Adam hasn't got 7K votes yet?
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
Duane Roberts, frozen burrito magnate and Mission Inn owner, dies at 88
Duane Roberts, frozen burrito magnate and Mission Inn owner, dies at 88
Duane Roberts, who parlayed his business success into a prominent role in Inland Empire Republican politics and attained local fame as owner of the historic Mission Inn, has died, his family says.
www.latimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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"The agent grabbed Ms. Stagi by the hair, put her into a chokehold, dragged her through the street and threw her down a grassy embankment.
Ms. Stagi said, “I’m 5-2. I’m not assaulting him..."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Ms. Stagi said, “I’m 5-2. I’m not assaulting him..."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
An Altercation With ICE Prompts a Police Chief to Push Back
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"The agent grabbed Ms. Stagi by the hair, put her into a chokehold, dragged her through the street and threw her down a grassy embankment.
Ms. Stagi said, “I’m 5-2. I’m not assaulting him..."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Ms. Stagi said, “I’m 5-2. I’m not assaulting him..."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
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As Oscar Wilde once said, to receive the endorsement of President Trump in a New York City election may be regarded as a misfortune; to also receive, on the same day, the endorsement of Elon Musk looks like carelessness.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
As Oscar Wilde once said, to receive the endorsement of President Trump in a New York City election may be regarded as a misfortune; to also receive, on the same day, the endorsement of Elon Musk looks like carelessness.
You've gotta love the champagne-resistant wrappings on the cameras.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You've gotta love the champagne-resistant wrappings on the cameras.
If you're on the east coast, the new Wordle just posted, should you need something to distract you from this insanity.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you're on the east coast, the new Wordle just posted, should you need something to distract you from this insanity.
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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I know I've said this before, and I'm not sure what good it does my saying it—because who cares what I think?—but with the void thus identified, I'm going to shout into it: people who do not believe in government should not be in government. Ever.
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I know I've said this before, and I'm not sure what good it does my saying it—because who cares what I think?—but with the void thus identified, I'm going to shout into it: people who do not believe in government should not be in government. Ever.
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Waiting for someone to explain why the announcement of a trade relationship that is worse than the one we had a year ago is received as a big success
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Waiting for someone to explain why the announcement of a trade relationship that is worse than the one we had a year ago is received as a big success
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.