Chris
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Chris
@christoofa.bsky.social
Remember when God used to punish the human race by having massive floods? Now he puts commentary teams together on TNT. Sadist.
January 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Can't see us spending £50m on a left back.
January 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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“The likelihood is that a change is going to have to be made here”, says the Sky commentator after Bentancur has been receiving treatment for five minutes & is being moved onto a stretcher. It’s why they’re paid the big bucks.
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Everton are so bad. Manchester United won't be relegated if this continues.
January 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Strong views from the former Manchester United player
December 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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My brother, as a kid, when he was acting up would send himself to bed before he was told to as a punishment

Maybe Pep, playing 4D chess, is deliberately making City relegation candidates so any punishment handed down for the 115 charges is irrelevant

Genius level pettiness
December 21, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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“You’re sick if you’re enjoying what’s happening to Man City”

I hope they lose every match for the rest of the season, then lose every match for the rest of time until they’re stripped of all silverware & the club is disbanded.
December 21, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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Looking forward to Pep’s self-flagellating comments after this game. “My eyes are glassy marbles, my mouth a void of pointless guff, my brain a mush of dead space. I should be sacked, no, I should be shot. But please, leave my players alone. They are good boys. So so good”.

Or something similar.
December 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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Liverpool’s points-per-game average equates to 91 for the season.

If City somehow won every remaining game, they’d get 90.
December 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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In their 23 appearances since last Christmas, Jack Grealish has 0 more goals and 0.4 more xG than Joe Gomez in the Premier League.

#JGxG Per Understat.
December 21, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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West Ham (a)
Utd (h)
Fulham (a)
Monaco (h)
Everton (h)
Palace (h)
Palace (a)
Ipswich (h)
Brentford (a)
Brighton (a)
Utd (h)
Spurs (h)
Villa (h)
Zagreb (h)

Between Nov 30th & Jan 22nd, Arsenal’s furthest distance to travel is Brighton. Not much being made of that curious advantage.
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Defence and midfield all over the place. Bring on Trent and Endo at half time. Hell, bring on Barry Venison and Nigel Spackman.
December 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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So #ArneSlot will do his pre-match press conference today at 3pm rather than the usual Friday morning slot.

Last time a #Liverpool manager did a Thursday presser was #Klopp in Jan. He announced his exit the next day

What could be so important that it needs its own Friday slot, Contract renewals 🤔
November 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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There were always clues as to how Ratcliffe/Ineos would treat fans in how they treated workers, avoided paying tax in the UK, had a poor environmental record, and were anti-union. Billionaires become billionaires through exploitation and will try to do the same to fans.
‘Everyone may ask how, exactly, it is putting the "Manchester" back into Manchester United to slash jobs from Mancunians and hike ticket prices for local kids, or how INEOS are a "beacon" of a "fan-centred" approach when this latest decision was taken without consultation.’
INEOS arrived at Man Utd on a wave of goodwill but ticket price rises put that at risk
The drive to increase revenue is now affecting matchgoing fans and supporters' groups are not impressed
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Not today Kylian!

#LFC #RedSky #Liverpool
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Is this referee from Manchester?
November 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Rio Ferdinand. Mute.
November 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Labour's latest attack on welfare is a disgraceful assault on the dignity of the sick and disabled.

If the government really wanted to crack down on people "gaming the system", they would go after tax dodgers hoarding our country's wealth.
November 26, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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A ref from Manchester, 4th official from Manchester & VAR from Greater Manchester (who demonstrably hates us). The PGMOL pulling out all of the stops for Sunday.
November 26, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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I was in awe tbh. After 12 he was stone cold sober and seemed merely merry at the end. It was his 4th all day session in a row. 😂 He seems to have an all dayer 4 or 5 days a week and documents it all on his channel. Amazing. He's probably drinking himself into an early grave, but what a life 😂
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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The other day I watched a video of this fella doing a solo pub crawl in Holmfirth. His YouTube channel is documenting his attempt to go in every pub in the country. In Holmfirth he went in 21 pubs and had a pint in 19 plus 2 cocktails. For his 17th pint he had an 8% IPA and his 21st was a 7.4% ale 😂
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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No Alisson, Trent, Jota, Chiesa or Tsimikas. Elliott only just back from injury. Had to rest a few after a lot of travelling over the international break. Still picked up the win.
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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United fans singing “feed the Scousers” whilst playing Ipswich. In November. Thick as mince.
November 24, 2024 at 5:44 PM