DoorDash says sushi prices are down, per White House

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.

hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

guys, we have a tone shift

Feeding your dog its own eye boogers is a victimless crime. I want it off my finger and she gets a salty snack.

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

I think I'm ready to start wearing my ponytail different. Higher up maybe. I'm worried the impact. But sometimes you have to take risks in this crazy life.

All these J6 people getting arrested again are like a freaky-deaky political twist on the Final Destination films

Whenever I see people eating spaghetti on TV it looks so good and it makes me want to eat it. But then, whenever I actually make spaghetti, I'm just like "eh."