Chris
@chrisrisner.com
I drink things out of fish shaped cups and am here to skeet. Also here for all the people that shouldn't be let out of that bird site.
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
Pizza twice in one week isn't too much.... Right?
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Pizza twice in one week isn't too much.... Right?
The spatchcocked turkey leaves little to the imagination
November 27, 2024 at 10:53 PM
The spatchcocked turkey leaves little to the imagination
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Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi
#bydhttmwdi
a pixel art of a man standing under a rainbow on a blue background
Alt: a pixel art of Levar standing under a rainbow on a blue background
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November 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi
#bydhttmwdi
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this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life
July 22, 2023 at 5:31 PM
this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life
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ain’t no way this guy’s busking performance was worth an ENTIRE CAT
July 20, 2023 at 10:25 PM
ain’t no way this guy’s busking performance was worth an ENTIRE CAT
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Mariners helping everyone learn Spanish
July 16, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Mariners helping everyone learn Spanish
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Meanwhile, on Threads... the brands are not okay
July 15, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Meanwhile, on Threads... the brands are not okay
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Amen to that, OJ!
July 16, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Amen to that, OJ!
Oil the sword, feed the horse
July 15, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Oil the sword, feed the horse
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stayed late at work to finish making this stupid fucking image
July 11, 2023 at 11:51 PM
stayed late at work to finish making this stupid fucking image
I'm not sure I'll make it to 100 so maybe just this every year?
When Alison Moore began brainstorming ideas for her father’s 100th birthday, there was one nonnegotiable for the festivities: Dogs needed to be there. As many as possible.
Expecting only about 20 or 30 to show up, she was stunned when more than 200 came to celebrate: https://wapo.st/3D6l3tL
Expecting only about 20 or 30 to show up, she was stunned when more than 200 came to celebrate: https://wapo.st/3D6l3tL
July 10, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I'm not sure I'll make it to 100 so maybe just this every year?
Highest: Watching the Seahawks win the Superbowl not long after moving to Seattle.
Lowest: Knowing I went to Lions games as a kid
Lowest: Knowing I went to Lions games as a kid
Highest: Avalanche winning the Stanley Cup last season.
Lowest: I am a Colorado Rockies fan.
Lowest: I am a Colorado Rockies fan.
July 10, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Highest: Watching the Seahawks win the Superbowl not long after moving to Seattle.
Lowest: Knowing I went to Lions games as a kid
Lowest: Knowing I went to Lions games as a kid
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We found Windows OS chips at the grocery store
July 9, 2023 at 11:06 PM
We found Windows OS chips at the grocery store
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Shameless plug for the Newskies. If you want to share a skeet with someone not on Bluesky (say a friend via iMessage) you can can use my little skeeet.xyz service to make it easy.
Just change the URL from bsky.app to skeeet.xyz and you're good to go.
There's an iOS shortcut to automate it too!
Just change the URL from bsky.app to skeeet.xyz and you're good to go.
There's an iOS shortcut to automate it too!
July 5, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Shameless plug for the Newskies. If you want to share a skeet with someone not on Bluesky (say a friend via iMessage) you can can use my little skeeet.xyz service to make it easy.
Just change the URL from bsky.app to skeeet.xyz and you're good to go.
There's an iOS shortcut to automate it too!
Just change the URL from bsky.app to skeeet.xyz and you're good to go.
There's an iOS shortcut to automate it too!
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bluesky doesn’t need GIF support, we’re all terminally online here, we know every GIF, we can just type, like, look_at_all_those_chickens.gif and everyone will have the GIF conjured in their minds
July 6, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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A job you could not pay me a million dollars to do
July 4, 2023 at 6:59 PM
A job you could not pay me a million dollars to do
A fictional character you would give two invites to
July 4, 2023 at 6:36 PM
A fictional character you would give two invites to
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Only Gritty Barney remake I’m interested in
July 3, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Only Gritty Barney remake I’m interested in