Chris
@chrisrisner.com
I drink things out of fish shaped cups and am here to skeet. Also here for all the people that shouldn't be let out of that bird site.
But the resulting turkey was delicious
January 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
But the resulting turkey was delicious
Pizza twice in one week isn't too much.... Right?
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Pizza twice in one week isn't too much.... Right?
The spatchcocked turkey leaves little to the imagination
November 27, 2024 at 10:53 PM
The spatchcocked turkey leaves little to the imagination
A job you could not pay me a million dollars to do
July 4, 2023 at 6:59 PM
A job you could not pay me a million dollars to do
A fictional character you would give two invites to
July 4, 2023 at 6:36 PM
A fictional character you would give two invites to
The only way I'll be having coffee from now on
July 4, 2023 at 6:27 PM
The only way I'll be having coffee from now on
The crow has moved in permanently. Prey it doesn't invite it's family
June 17, 2023 at 12:47 PM
The crow has moved in permanently. Prey it doesn't invite it's family
Yesterday I noticed more crows than usual outside the house including this fellow with a Ritz cracker. Today two crows took a swoop at me when I went to leave the house. Knew I shouldn't have looked that crow in the eye.
June 16, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Yesterday I noticed more crows than usual outside the house including this fellow with a Ritz cracker. Today two crows took a swoop at me when I went to leave the house. Knew I shouldn't have looked that crow in the eye.
Weeks ago, I gave a bicycle trainer, which I've owned for probably a decade, to Goodwill. Sunday on a walk, I saw the exact same trainer on the road side. I suspect there's a high chance this was the one I gave away.
June 15, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Weeks ago, I gave a bicycle trainer, which I've owned for probably a decade, to Goodwill. Sunday on a walk, I saw the exact same trainer on the road side. I suspect there's a high chance this was the one I gave away.
Someone finally got a summer treat
May 21, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Someone finally got a summer treat
Seen a lot of these in Boston. Still no Ben Affleck
May 12, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Seen a lot of these in Boston. Still no Ben Affleck
Don't cheat on your fucking tacos
May 11, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Don't cheat on your fucking tacos
Hi, is this the right support group for my problem?
May 10, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Hi, is this the right support group for my problem?
He wants to know if it's too late for him to post his thirst trap
May 7, 2023 at 1:31 PM
He wants to know if it's too late for him to post his thirst trap
What this site needs is some pizza with pineapple on it
May 6, 2023 at 5:00 AM
What this site needs is some pizza with pineapple on it