Chris Farley
@chrishouseinc.bsky.social
Not the actor. Just your friendly neighborhood shitposter and nerdy anime/gaming connoisseur and anti fascist. 🚫 MAGA 🚫
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Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
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white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge
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John Oliver defends AOC teaching people their rights in order to avoid illegally being arrested by ICE agents, ripping into Trump's border CZAR.
"If you're relying on people not knowing their rights in order to do your job it seems like you might be part of the problem here"
"If you're relying on people not knowing their rights in order to do your job it seems like you might be part of the problem here"
February 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
John Oliver defends AOC teaching people their rights in order to avoid illegally being arrested by ICE agents, ripping into Trump's border CZAR.
"If you're relying on people not knowing their rights in order to do your job it seems like you might be part of the problem here"
"If you're relying on people not knowing their rights in order to do your job it seems like you might be part of the problem here"
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Following Trump's recommendation, the Kansas City Chiefs are claiming Super Bowl LIX was rigged and are demanding a scoreboard recount. If that doesn't work, Patrick Mahomes's wife and Harrison Butker are prepared to stage a coup to overthrow the NFL. 😳
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Following Trump's recommendation, the Kansas City Chiefs are claiming Super Bowl LIX was rigged and are demanding a scoreboard recount. If that doesn't work, Patrick Mahomes's wife and Harrison Butker are prepared to stage a coup to overthrow the NFL. 😳
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The Dumbest of Trade Wars enacted by the Dumbest Administration for these Dumbest of Times.
I’ve got to agree with the Wall Street Journal editorial board this time.
February 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Dumbest of Trade Wars enacted by the Dumbest Administration for these Dumbest of Times.
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“Never touch shit, even with the gloves on. The gloves only get shittier, but the shit doesn't get any glovier."
— Orson Welles
— Orson Welles
December 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
“Never touch shit, even with the gloves on. The gloves only get shittier, but the shit doesn't get any glovier."
— Orson Welles
— Orson Welles
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Gotta say this about the old place: The frequent juxtaposition there of opposite ends of the IQ spectrum can be breathtaking.
November 28, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Gotta say this about the old place: The frequent juxtaposition there of opposite ends of the IQ spectrum can be breathtaking.
Arcane and Cyberpunk are 🔥🔥🔥
November 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Arcane and Cyberpunk are 🔥🔥🔥
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Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Elon's definitely, totally not mad.
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Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
November 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
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![The image is a tweet from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) that reads:
“This is good, actually. She barely shows up and doesn’t do the reading.
To borrow a phrase I saw elsewhere, it’s like giving someone an unplugged controller.”
Below her tweet is a quote tweet of CNBC (@CNBC), which states:
“Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tapped to work with Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy as new DOGE subcommittee chair [link].”
The CNBC tweet is timestamped 14 hours ago from the time of the screenshot.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjc7mkotpenvhh6ffewkdpyn/bafkreihbkmq5az3c2qm4ytifcvh25wj4mgjvdfnum47m3syzfedzthgflm@jpeg)
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Piers Morgan: “50 years ago, before Roe came in, it wasn't a federal law. So why are you so exercised about it?"
BTC: "Prior to Black people having the right to vote, they weren't allowed to vote. I'd be worked up if that was rolled back, too.“
BTC: "Prior to Black people having the right to vote, they weren't allowed to vote. I'd be worked up if that was rolled back, too.“
November 22, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Piers Morgan: “50 years ago, before Roe came in, it wasn't a federal law. So why are you so exercised about it?"
BTC: "Prior to Black people having the right to vote, they weren't allowed to vote. I'd be worked up if that was rolled back, too.“
BTC: "Prior to Black people having the right to vote, they weren't allowed to vote. I'd be worked up if that was rolled back, too.“
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Just a reminder, we are in the dumbest timeline, until tomorrow.
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Just a reminder, we are in the dumbest timeline, until tomorrow.
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The energy I bring to BlueSky:
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
The energy I bring to BlueSky:
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🚨 HOLY SMOKES!!!
Pam Bondi in August 2023, saying on live TV that when Donald Trump wins, he will weaponize the Department of Justice.
Matt Gaetz is irrelevant right now. We must focus on the real danger, Pam Bondi.
Pam Bondi in August 2023, saying on live TV that when Donald Trump wins, he will weaponize the Department of Justice.
Matt Gaetz is irrelevant right now. We must focus on the real danger, Pam Bondi.
November 22, 2024 at 3:07 AM
🚨 HOLY SMOKES!!!
Pam Bondi in August 2023, saying on live TV that when Donald Trump wins, he will weaponize the Department of Justice.
Matt Gaetz is irrelevant right now. We must focus on the real danger, Pam Bondi.
Pam Bondi in August 2023, saying on live TV that when Donald Trump wins, he will weaponize the Department of Justice.
Matt Gaetz is irrelevant right now. We must focus on the real danger, Pam Bondi.
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I feel like we're a week away from Trump trying to actually name Hannibal Lecter as head of the FDA
Kim Jong-Un’s spokesperson thinks Lindsey needs to tone it down a little.
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I feel like we're a week away from Trump trying to actually name Hannibal Lecter as head of the FDA
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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I wanna vote for AOC for president so bad
MTG of all people.
There are MAGA loyalists in Congress who could actually get some stuff done for this initiative.
via @aoc.bsky.social
There are MAGA loyalists in Congress who could actually get some stuff done for this initiative.
via @aoc.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I wanna vote for AOC for president so bad