Chris Gagliardi
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Northern California chick trying to survive. Animals are better than people. I’m not here for you.
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Completely worth being taken hostage for
The gas in Die Hard was 75 cent a gallon.
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Completely worth being taken hostage for
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CHRISTMAS MESSAGE
Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄
The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.
Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄
The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
CHRISTMAS MESSAGE
Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄
The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.
Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄
The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.
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Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
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Another Epstein connection crawls out of the paperwork.
The director of Melania Trump’s doc, Brett Ratner, is named in the Epstein files. A photo shows him posing with Jean-Luc Brunel, an Epstein associate who died by suicide in jail while facing charges for rape and trafficking minors for Epstein.
The director of Melania Trump’s doc, Brett Ratner, is named in the Epstein files. A photo shows him posing with Jean-Luc Brunel, an Epstein associate who died by suicide in jail while facing charges for rape and trafficking minors for Epstein.
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Another Epstein connection crawls out of the paperwork.
The director of Melania Trump’s doc, Brett Ratner, is named in the Epstein files. A photo shows him posing with Jean-Luc Brunel, an Epstein associate who died by suicide in jail while facing charges for rape and trafficking minors for Epstein.
The director of Melania Trump’s doc, Brett Ratner, is named in the Epstein files. A photo shows him posing with Jean-Luc Brunel, an Epstein associate who died by suicide in jail while facing charges for rape and trafficking minors for Epstein.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
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Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Having a normal Christmas morning
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Release the Jack Smith transcript.
Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel.
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Release the Jack Smith transcript.
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every part of this video needs to be saved on a radiation-proof thumb drive for future civilizations to study the end-stage humanity experiment
Kick streamer Clavicular banned from platform after running over a person lying on his Cybertruck.
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
every part of this video needs to be saved on a radiation-proof thumb drive for future civilizations to study the end-stage humanity experiment
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Yes. Yes. Perfect.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yes. Yes. Perfect.
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Peace on earth, goodwill to men.
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Peace on earth, goodwill to men.
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The condescension and moral preening are getting all the glory in this email, but don’t sleep on the new head of CBS News declaring that the last 7 days were a “slow news week.”
New Bari Weiss & CBS leadership note to staff—
“…Americans say they do not trust the press…To win back their trust, we have to work hard.”
“Sometimes it means telling unexpected stories…sometimes it means holding a piece about an important subject to make sure it is comprehensive and fair.”
“…Americans say they do not trust the press…To win back their trust, we have to work hard.”
“Sometimes it means telling unexpected stories…sometimes it means holding a piece about an important subject to make sure it is comprehensive and fair.”
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The condescension and moral preening are getting all the glory in this email, but don’t sleep on the new head of CBS News declaring that the last 7 days were a “slow news week.”
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One day, a neurological disorder will be named after Donald Trump for when a patient can't focus on anything but himself, but "acute malignant narcissism" is too mild a diagnosis.
Trump to child from Pennsylvania: Pennsylvania is great, we won Pennsylvania, actually three times. We won it a landslide.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One day, a neurological disorder will be named after Donald Trump for when a patient can't focus on anything but himself, but "acute malignant narcissism" is too mild a diagnosis.
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
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Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement … “
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement … “
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Oh man. The 360° Oval Office view is even more obnoxious than I previously thought. The bright side: he’s out of wall space, so the damage should be complete.
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh man. The 360° Oval Office view is even more obnoxious than I previously thought. The bright side: he’s out of wall space, so the damage should be complete.
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Bending your institution to meet the prejudices of your dumbest, meanest students is a surefire way to destroy a university.
Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.
Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bending your institution to meet the prejudices of your dumbest, meanest students is a surefire way to destroy a university.
Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.
Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.
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What’s the emotion called when you’re laughing out loud but screaming internally at the same time? This is an insane take from someone who should damn well know better.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
What’s the emotion called when you’re laughing out loud but screaming internally at the same time? This is an insane take from someone who should damn well know better.
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Watch this video before you do any last minute holiday shopping on Amazon.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watch this video before you do any last minute holiday shopping on Amazon.
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NEWS: The White House is sidelining the Justice Department over Epstein public relations as chaos mars the Trump Administration.
Ro Khanna will seek contempt for Pam Bondi and a special master to review the files.
Subscribe to support my work if you can. Thank you for everything.
Ro Khanna will seek contempt for Pam Bondi and a special master to review the files.
Subscribe to support my work if you can. Thank you for everything.
NEWS: White House Sidelines Justice Department Over Epstein Public Relations as Chaos Mars Trump Administration
Good morning everyone, and Merry Christmas Eve.
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December 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
NEWS: The White House is sidelining the Justice Department over Epstein public relations as chaos mars the Trump Administration.
Ro Khanna will seek contempt for Pam Bondi and a special master to review the files.
Subscribe to support my work if you can. Thank you for everything.
Ro Khanna will seek contempt for Pam Bondi and a special master to review the files.
Subscribe to support my work if you can. Thank you for everything.
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Talented person
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Talented person
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And then we act like it’s a mystery why we have so many gun deaths 🇺🇸
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And then we act like it’s a mystery why we have so many gun deaths 🇺🇸
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ICYMI — Our thin-skinned president’s latest fascist late night ramblings, threatening the broadcast licenses of those who criticize him and using violent rhetoric towards Colbert
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
ICYMI — Our thin-skinned president’s latest fascist late night ramblings, threatening the broadcast licenses of those who criticize him and using violent rhetoric towards Colbert
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Imagine the smell
NEWS
Russell Brand has been charged with one additional count of rape and one additional count of sexual assault.
These charges are in addition to two counts of rape, one count of indecent assault, two counts of sexual assault, and one count of oral rape.
Russell Brand has been charged with one additional count of rape and one additional count of sexual assault.
These charges are in addition to two counts of rape, one count of indecent assault, two counts of sexual assault, and one count of oral rape.
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Imagine the smell