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Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
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the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Daily bunny no.3158 lives in a quiet pond
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Daily bunny no.3158 lives in a quiet pond
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My neighbor has family staying with him for the holidays. He used his snowblower on the entire sidewalk, did people's driveways, and is now scraping up ice. I...think he is ready for his company to leave.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My neighbor has family staying with him for the holidays. He used his snowblower on the entire sidewalk, did people's driveways, and is now scraping up ice. I...think he is ready for his company to leave.
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"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon
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SCHUMER: I rolled a one
JEFFRIES: I rolled a one
MAMDANI Fuck <FLUTE TRILL> So I'm gonna bring it all myself HEY
JEFFRIES: I rolled a one
MAMDANI Fuck <FLUTE TRILL> So I'm gonna bring it all myself HEY
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
SCHUMER: I rolled a one
JEFFRIES: I rolled a one
MAMDANI Fuck <FLUTE TRILL> So I'm gonna bring it all myself HEY
JEFFRIES: I rolled a one
MAMDANI Fuck <FLUTE TRILL> So I'm gonna bring it all myself HEY
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DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
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topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed
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![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Is anyone else's lifespan being artificially shortened by boomer parents who just very casually are like "Oh yeah, X happened last night" or several hours or days ago or whatever and you're like "WHAT THE FUP, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING" and they're like "Oh I didn't want to worry you"
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Is anyone else's lifespan being artificially shortened by boomer parents who just very casually are like "Oh yeah, X happened last night" or several hours or days ago or whatever and you're like "WHAT THE FUP, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING" and they're like "Oh I didn't want to worry you"
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Re-reading the Murderbot series like Murderbot rewatching Sanctuary Moon
July 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Re-reading the Murderbot series like Murderbot rewatching Sanctuary Moon
@grumpymartian.bsky.social How dare you. You have been taunting me about this bun for a year. UNDER THE PASSENGER SEAT!?
July 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@grumpymartian.bsky.social How dare you. You have been taunting me about this bun for a year. UNDER THE PASSENGER SEAT!?