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@chrestomanci.bsky.social
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@chrestomanci.bsky.social
· Aug 9
🎶 not doing something
is a bigger failure
than anything that can happen
if you try 🎶
is a bigger failure
than anything that can happen
if you try 🎶
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Portal is toxic yuri
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Portal is toxic yuri
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if you read it for too long, Ozymandias becomes Ozymanoches. thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
if you read it for too long, Ozymandias becomes Ozymanoches. thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pro-tip: It's okay to unfollow the person who doesn't do anything wrong or problematic but whose entire vibe stresses you out.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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his NAME is liu qingge 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
his NAME is liu qingge 🙄
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that's because sqq would start to get fond of a rock if he stood near it long enough
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
that's because sqq would start to get fond of a rock if he stood near it long enough
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Ever have one of those days that is seemingly no different than any other day, but you say to yourself in the shower, "damn girl, you gotta get your life together."
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ever have one of those days that is seemingly no different than any other day, but you say to yourself in the shower, "damn girl, you gotta get your life together."
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I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly
a delightful thread
Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
a delightful thread
the mirror is finally on the wall
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the mirror is finally on the wall
there are things I want done
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
there are things I want done
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
I have time today to do things
I am sitting and not doing anything
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
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November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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he doesn't like cats and is just trying to look cute for shizun and the cats can sense it
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
he doesn't like cats and is just trying to look cute for shizun and the cats can sense it
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there has never been a god less respected than airplane
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
there has never been a god less respected than airplane
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The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
November 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
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Okay this looks fascinating, also the main character is a mean queer romantasy writer, ALSO it's lovely to see another OFMD actor getting the work they so richly deserve (in this case, Samba Schutte playing a louche fuckboy and clearly having the time of his life)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lz...
Pluribus — Official Trailer | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Okay this looks fascinating, also the main character is a mean queer romantasy writer, ALSO it's lovely to see another OFMD actor getting the work they so richly deserve (in this case, Samba Schutte playing a louche fuckboy and clearly having the time of his life)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lz...
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Well, wilt thou? Huh? Are you game?
A MONTH OF DICK is returning this January.
If you want to be part of our merry crew on this doomed voyage, message me and I'll add you to the list! (if you participated the first time, you're already signed up!)
More details as we get closer! 🐋 📖
A MONTH OF DICK is returning this January.
If you want to be part of our merry crew on this doomed voyage, message me and I'll add you to the list! (if you participated the first time, you're already signed up!)
More details as we get closer! 🐋 📖
wilt thou not chase the white whale? art not game for Moby Dick?
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Well, wilt thou? Huh? Are you game?
A MONTH OF DICK is returning this January.
If you want to be part of our merry crew on this doomed voyage, message me and I'll add you to the list! (if you participated the first time, you're already signed up!)
More details as we get closer! 🐋 📖
A MONTH OF DICK is returning this January.
If you want to be part of our merry crew on this doomed voyage, message me and I'll add you to the list! (if you participated the first time, you're already signed up!)
More details as we get closer! 🐋 📖
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shang qinghua: pleAse call me daddy please please please my king just once PLEASE
mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish
#svsssspoilers
mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish
#svsssspoilers
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
shang qinghua: pleAse call me daddy please please please my king just once PLEASE
mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish
#svsssspoilers
mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish
#svsssspoilers
I may actually finish this quilt someday (there is already a second baby and a third arriving in January)
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I may actually finish this quilt someday (there is already a second baby and a third arriving in January)
I am vaguely attempting to not look at my phone as often. which... I've gotten to the point where I don't enjoy poking most things for very long, so that's working
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I am vaguely attempting to not look at my phone as often. which... I've gotten to the point where I don't enjoy poking most things for very long, so that's working