Chomprey
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I miss when the Theorist channels were just "Um, actually, the moon's gravitational force would have ripped Termina apart before Link even got there, assuming the whole thing wasn't purgatory."
Like no, I don't agree, but you used math and science and stuff and I respect that
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Finally, after all these years, I get to see him again. The exponent to my square, the Pythagoras to my theorem, the silly math man
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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we make jokes here but the truth is there's only one fighting game that fits this description

and it's the fighting game that YOU like the most!!!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I just joined bluesky specifically to say "Hello!!!". Anyway did you know Manhandla's core takes mortal damage from your bomb EVERY FRAME, but is revived each frame until all heads are gone? Semantic padantics YAY! For anyone doing their own run, I recommend bombless manhandla to avoid that. Hiiii!!
August 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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You do, actually, really, truthfully have to treat "websites with single-digit staff counts doing their best" with more respect and sympathy than multi-billion megacorps, if only because if they decide the grief isn't worth it then the extremely inclusive platform they built Goes Away
The OTHER camp has been blasting out weird alternate-universe fanfic wherein Itch is an evil cackling corpo with 100s of employees and 100s of millions to splash on lawyers. See: "platforms are not your friend" as thought-terminating cliche. These people are worse than useless!
July 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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TWEWY is crazy man it got you fighting for your god damn life against this demon bear across 2 different screens while your ds speaker sings shit like "FILL ME WHEN YOU COME INSIDE, TOUCH ME WHEN U WANT ME ANYTIME"
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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me watching some weird fox annihilate me with a fucking meteor while the guy in my headphones keeps saying that he's big and fat and likes it like that
a statue of a man with a beard and ears
ALT: a statue of a man with a beard and ears
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Maddie makes amazing comics.
This is one of my favorites.
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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p4a is anime blazblue
July 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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final fantasy needs bangaa with realistic hanging dong physics
July 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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A good cop does not exist because in very short order, a good cop is either gonna stop being good or stop being a cop.

A good cop either ends up sacrificing their morals for the job or getting fired for causing trouble with the other officers
July 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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job is powerless, destitute, covered in sores and scars. on the edge of a cave, he asks the almighty what has happened to him, what he has done to deserve this treatment. god's response is to come to earth and release an even stupider persona 5 spinoff than ever before
June 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Always interesting to hear someone describe or critique the quality of emulation on a Nintendo platform because it’s like hearing about regional politics in a place I would never live in. Like wow, The West Midlands is having a referendum and F-Zero GX has a locked frame rate? Fascinating.
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The song Strike It Up always makes me think of the blue lizard dance from Tobal No. 2 so I had to put them together
May 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Someone asked why i don't vibe with the hashino games so i gave a more thought out earnest answer — neospring.org/+r/182119170...
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
May 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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i hate "magic is the easy mode" design/defenses, because what this always means in practice is "magic was poorly thought out" it cheeses the AI, and if you want to have an experience that feels 'designed' and not like youre breaking out of bounds, you just shouldn't touch it.
May 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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a big draw of games like Skyrim/botw even minecraft is how shitty they are. they are longing machines that tickle your imagination in order to trick you into thinking you are playing a masterpiece. giving you faint visions of something you want, that fade as soon as they arrive
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM