Sarcasm Ahoy
@mageknight14.bsky.social
Sup? Name's Mageknight 14 and I'm a sarcastic cunt. Pleased to meetcha. Love me some action games and RPGs.🔞NSFW sometimes🔞
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bosses in tactics rpgs are so funny because instead of ordering people to take different routes around the battlefield and manage the various threats your plan becomes more like "okay now everyone move in and beat their ass lmao"
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bosses in tactics rpgs are so funny because instead of ordering people to take different routes around the battlefield and manage the various threats your plan becomes more like "okay now everyone move in and beat their ass lmao"
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it's easy to assume that kingdom hearts is a final fantasy-like but it's actually a ratchet & clank-like
October 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
it's easy to assume that kingdom hearts is a final fantasy-like but it's actually a ratchet & clank-like
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Neo TWEWY AU where it takes place a few years later and Rindo's avoidant personality instead manifests as:
Fret: Dude, it's like, a serious problem, you not making any decisions yourself is straight up not normal!
Rindo: grok is that true?
Fret: Dude, it's like, a serious problem, you not making any decisions yourself is straight up not normal!
Rindo: grok is that true?
September 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Neo TWEWY AU where it takes place a few years later and Rindo's avoidant personality instead manifests as:
Fret: Dude, it's like, a serious problem, you not making any decisions yourself is straight up not normal!
Rindo: grok is that true?
Fret: Dude, it's like, a serious problem, you not making any decisions yourself is straight up not normal!
Rindo: grok is that true?
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I wish more comic book games looked like this, honestly.
September 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish more comic book games looked like this, honestly.
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NEO TWEWY can only be made in the modern age
the most underrated mechanic of this game is transparent walls during battles, due to the entire game taking place in a city I don't think the 3d camera would function at all without this
konmai had a patent on transparent walls
the most underrated mechanic of this game is transparent walls during battles, due to the entire game taking place in a city I don't think the 3d camera would function at all without this
konmai had a patent on transparent walls
August 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
NEO TWEWY can only be made in the modern age
the most underrated mechanic of this game is transparent walls during battles, due to the entire game taking place in a city I don't think the 3d camera would function at all without this
konmai had a patent on transparent walls
the most underrated mechanic of this game is transparent walls during battles, due to the entire game taking place in a city I don't think the 3d camera would function at all without this
konmai had a patent on transparent walls
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the reason turn-based games, management sims, etc. will always have a place in the gaming world is because there is a surprisingly common type of player who will go all in on ultra sicko optimization shit as long as they can think about every decision for as long as they want
seeing people talk about umamusume optimization in my group chats makes the entire thing that console devs are doing more insane. "we need to make our games easier for the gen z genshin audience" and then the games they're playing on their phones have them doing shit like this
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the reason turn-based games, management sims, etc. will always have a place in the gaming world is because there is a surprisingly common type of player who will go all in on ultra sicko optimization shit as long as they can think about every decision for as long as they want
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Agni & Rudra are so funny sometimes man, this is straight out of a saturday morning cartoon
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Agni & Rudra are so funny sometimes man, this is straight out of a saturday morning cartoon
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they'd never do this now
August 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
they'd never do this now
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Happy NEO TWEWY Anniversary with a 2023 gif!
Each of Phoenix Cantus's round orbs show each Replay trigger, one tail per Replay.
#NTWEWY #NTWEWYSpoilers #RindoKanade #Animation #Gif
Each of Phoenix Cantus's round orbs show each Replay trigger, one tail per Replay.
#NTWEWY #NTWEWYSpoilers #RindoKanade #Animation #Gif
July 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Happy NEO TWEWY Anniversary with a 2023 gif!
Each of Phoenix Cantus's round orbs show each Replay trigger, one tail per Replay.
#NTWEWY #NTWEWYSpoilers #RindoKanade #Animation #Gif
Each of Phoenix Cantus's round orbs show each Replay trigger, one tail per Replay.
#NTWEWY #NTWEWYSpoilers #RindoKanade #Animation #Gif
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TWEWY is crazy man it got you fighting for your god damn life against this demon bear across 2 different screens while your ds speaker sings shit like "FILL ME WHEN YOU COME INSIDE, TOUCH ME WHEN U WANT ME ANYTIME"
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
TWEWY is crazy man it got you fighting for your god damn life against this demon bear across 2 different screens while your ds speaker sings shit like "FILL ME WHEN YOU COME INSIDE, TOUCH ME WHEN U WANT ME ANYTIME"
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like it feels standard in old beat-em-ups (or at least good ones) that if you start swinging at air, enemies will back up, or that enemies will purposely try to walk around and get behind you, or get more aggressive if you're not facing them, and now I barely see that
when did they get so dumb...
when did they get so dumb...
July 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
like it feels standard in old beat-em-ups (or at least good ones) that if you start swinging at air, enemies will back up, or that enemies will purposely try to walk around and get behind you, or get more aggressive if you're not facing them, and now I barely see that
when did they get so dumb...
when did they get so dumb...
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after playing more and more beat-em-ups (old, new, 2D, 3D, arcade, console, """""character action""""", whatever), I think I'm coming to realize what a lot of modern 3D beat-em-ups and action RPGs (and even modern 2D ones as well)
which is "enemies that actively try to not get hit by your attacks"
which is "enemies that actively try to not get hit by your attacks"
July 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
after playing more and more beat-em-ups (old, new, 2D, 3D, arcade, console, """""character action""""", whatever), I think I'm coming to realize what a lot of modern 3D beat-em-ups and action RPGs (and even modern 2D ones as well)
which is "enemies that actively try to not get hit by your attacks"
which is "enemies that actively try to not get hit by your attacks"
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Transformers One is to film what NEO The World Ends With You is to video games.
The best in their series that has so much good in it to discuss and analyze but all anyone wants to talk about is how it "didn't do well" and how "they didn't market it well/at all".
The best in their series that has so much good in it to discuss and analyze but all anyone wants to talk about is how it "didn't do well" and how "they didn't market it well/at all".
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Transformers One is to film what NEO The World Ends With You is to video games.
The best in their series that has so much good in it to discuss and analyze but all anyone wants to talk about is how it "didn't do well" and how "they didn't market it well/at all".
The best in their series that has so much good in it to discuss and analyze but all anyone wants to talk about is how it "didn't do well" and how "they didn't market it well/at all".
