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Socialist. Self-loathing attorney. Holder of correct opinions.
Jeffery Mays here with the dumbest fucking take you’ve ever read
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jeffery Mays here with the dumbest fucking take you’ve ever read
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Praising redlining from first principles is what happens when your politics are entirely centered around what you think is or isn’t cool. If your politics aren’t material they’re reactionary
maybe I’ll get pilloried for like “not getting the joke” or whatever, but this is absolutely how, like, a comfortable percentage of Cool People think the dynamics of housing costs work and it fucking sucks
July 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Praising redlining from first principles is what happens when your politics are entirely centered around what you think is or isn’t cool. If your politics aren’t material they’re reactionary
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Gaza Freedom Flotilla has released statement that Black labour leader Chris Smalls (Amazon Labour Union) faced violence that no one else on Handala did. He has been severely beaten in Israeli custody.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
July 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gaza Freedom Flotilla has released statement that Black labour leader Chris Smalls (Amazon Labour Union) faced violence that no one else on Handala did. He has been severely beaten in Israeli custody.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
Smalls follows in legacy of Black radical tradition for Palestine. Labour must stand for Smalls.
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Any DUMBocracts want to explain this picture of Obama and Jeffrey Epstein drinking beers in Southeast Asia?
July 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Any DUMBocracts want to explain this picture of Obama and Jeffrey Epstein drinking beers in Southeast Asia?
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Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine
July 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine
When getting called a liberal hurts your widdle feewings so bad you can no longer distinguish between polar opposite political factions. #justliberalthings
People who use “liberal” as an epithet, whether from the right or left, have similar personalities and very little is lost by simply blocking them.
June 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When getting called a liberal hurts your widdle feewings so bad you can no longer distinguish between polar opposite political factions. #justliberalthings
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In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that “hamberder” is the correct spelling. Justice Kagan writes “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my covfefe” in powerful dissent.
June 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that “hamberder” is the correct spelling. Justice Kagan writes “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my covfefe” in powerful dissent.
“far” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
June 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“far” doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Incredible
June 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Incredible
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1. F both of them
2. This is almost certainly the best thing Tucker has ever done
2. This is almost certainly the best thing Tucker has ever done
June 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
1. F both of them
2. This is almost certainly the best thing Tucker has ever done
2. This is almost certainly the best thing Tucker has ever done
Anyone who thinks like this is insufferable
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Anyone who thinks like this is insufferable
Thank you Josh Barro for taking the hard stance to defend the brave and hard working landlords of New York City. Truly standing up for all those who truly need the most help right now
The New York Mayor's Race Sucks
I will vote first for Whitney Tilson, who has no chance of winning; everyone else in the field is so bad that Andrew Cuomo is the least-bad option among them.
www.joshbarro.com
June 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Thank you Josh Barro for taking the hard stance to defend the brave and hard working landlords of New York City. Truly standing up for all those who truly need the most help right now
Oh, Elon and Trump are going at it out in the open now, you say? Trump says he’s gonna cancel Elon’s contracts and subsidies? I say
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
Alt: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oh, Elon and Trump are going at it out in the open now, you say? Trump says he’s gonna cancel Elon’s contracts and subsidies? I say
Brother… you gave them your shoulder and probably your ability to have a functioning brain in the long term. Should’ve taken them for everything they owed you.
While nursing a severe shoulder injury, Derek Carr said he chose to retire because he couldn’t “just take” the New Orleans Saints’ money while sidelined for the 2025 season.
Carr surprisingly announced his retirement from the NFL on May 10, ending an 11-year career.
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Carr surprisingly announced his retirement from the NFL on May 10, ending an 11-year career.
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June 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Brother… you gave them your shoulder and probably your ability to have a functioning brain in the long term. Should’ve taken them for everything they owed you.
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more jokey angle on this would be:
(guy seeing a machine that can only produce janky and unnerving images that mimic the inarticuable rhythms of a hallucination): david lynch would HATE THIS!!! 😡 😡 😡
(guy seeing a machine that can only produce janky and unnerving images that mimic the inarticuable rhythms of a hallucination): david lynch would HATE THIS!!! 😡 😡 😡
June 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
more jokey angle on this would be:
(guy seeing a machine that can only produce janky and unnerving images that mimic the inarticuable rhythms of a hallucination): david lynch would HATE THIS!!! 😡 😡 😡
(guy seeing a machine that can only produce janky and unnerving images that mimic the inarticuable rhythms of a hallucination): david lynch would HATE THIS!!! 😡 😡 😡
This is so true. That’s why he picked Wiles, Habba, Noem, Gabbard, Bondi, McMahon, Rollins, Chavez-DeRemer, and Loeffler. Because he refuses to pick ANY woman over a white man
June 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is so true. That’s why he picked Wiles, Habba, Noem, Gabbard, Bondi, McMahon, Rollins, Chavez-DeRemer, and Loeffler. Because he refuses to pick ANY woman over a white man
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becoming convinced that the butlerian jihad is the only way
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
becoming convinced that the butlerian jihad is the only way
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I’m starting to experience the millennial-gen Z divide in real life. We have a Switch in the break room and played Mario kart with the summer clerk Friday afternoon. He didn’t know how to play without the Wii motion controls enabled. Really unacceptable behavior, how are we supposed to hire him?
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m starting to experience the millennial-gen Z divide in real life. We have a Switch in the break room and played Mario kart with the summer clerk Friday afternoon. He didn’t know how to play without the Wii motion controls enabled. Really unacceptable behavior, how are we supposed to hire him?
Broken clock
Brown: So why did Trump put these “crazy communist judges” on the bench.
Miller: You heard you heard President Trump himself say that the federalist society and Leonard Leo has created a broken system for judicial vetting…
Miller: You heard you heard President Trump himself say that the federalist society and Leonard Leo has created a broken system for judicial vetting…
May 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Broken clock
Jesus Christ.
May 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jesus Christ.
It’s hard to imagine being one of the many people who would look at this and then continue supporting Israel. The depravity is shocking—even more so when you realize they’re the same christians screeching “gender neutral bathrooms are demonic!” The cognitive dissonance must be brutal.
In Emaciated Children, Gaza’s Hunger Is Laid Bare
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It’s hard to imagine being one of the many people who would look at this and then continue supporting Israel. The depravity is shocking—even more so when you realize they’re the same christians screeching “gender neutral bathrooms are demonic!” The cognitive dissonance must be brutal.
And they say the left is dysgenic
May 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
And they say the left is dysgenic
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