Chloe
chlodestine.bsky.social
Chloe
@chlodestine.bsky.social
SNL is about to be 🤌🏼✨
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Does the IRS spit or swallow?

@propublica.org
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wealthy enough to solve any problem on the planet, but wasting time creating more…how fucking EMBARRASSING #fElon
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A Black spy saved George Washington’s life, helped win the Revolutionary War, and still had to buy his freedom.

If America really loved Black history, James Armistead Lafayette would have his own blockbuster spy movie by now. Instead, we get another reboot of Batman.

#BlackHISTORY
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If you oppose DEI you should have to use the full phrase, “I oppose diversity, equity and inclusion.”

Bonus points if you add your points, “I oppose disabled veterans equal access to employment.” “I oppose mothers having jobs.”

Making it an acronym turns it into a thought-terminating cliche.
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The DogeChodes are going to get French Resistance honey-potted and I wish them all a very happy Maybe I Should Have Read A History Book
February 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
hi so how is everyone staying informed & maintaining a will to live
February 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Planes just falling out of the sky is like one of the top clichés for showing the collapse of infrastructure in apocalypse movies, too
February 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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If a dystopian novel author sued the U.S. government for plagiarism, I wouldn’t even blink.
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Trump Tariffs will be just as successful as Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, Trump Shuttle, Trump Taj Majal, Trump Mortgage, Trump University, Trump Foundation, Trump Entertainment Resorts, and Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts.
February 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Being attracted to straight men is like getting lost in a forest and being very sure 90% of the mushrooms are poisonous but also you’re starving so you just try one that looks safe and then YEP that one was poisonous
February 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The world’s richest man is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a Tesla
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Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWl...
Heil Tesla
YouTube video by Led By Donkeys
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The bottom 50% of households hold just 2.4% of U.S. wealth.

The top 1% control 42% of the wealth.
January 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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You’re off Twitter. Good. You’re on your way off IG. Great. Now getting off Amazon… that one’s gonna be tougher. But let’s see if we can do it.

You don’t want to tell your grandkids trust you frolicked in the gardens outside the camp.
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM