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chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)
@chkgrz.bsky.social
Political: Pro-democracy, anti-fascist, anti-Nazi. Democrat by process of elimination.

Hobbies: Computer games, TTRPGs, speculative fiction.

Fair warning: I'm snarky, I'm random, I shitpost, and I repost questionable artwork.
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wait is cookie monster god
i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's a sad state of affairs when the very concept of truth vs. falsehood has become politicized.
February 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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We told you they would come for veterans. We told you they would come for community care.
And so it begins...
I have an appointment at USA Medical Center for my that was made through the VA.

After driving 80 miles to get here, they told me that the VA hasn't authorized payment so they have to reschedule for next month
February 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Selective outrage of the right.
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Them: "If you're not an expert you don't have a right to have an opinion."

Me: "Umm... I'm not a pilot or mechanic, but if there's a helicopter on fire, upside down, in a tree, I can be pretty sure that someone has done something wrong."
February 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Bravo, Rep. Marc Pocan !
February 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class.

How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally?

Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X.

Everybody dies.
February 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And the Troll of the Year award goes to Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon (a Democrat) for this gem:

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Mississippi lawmaker introduces 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'
The bill, which is unlikely to pass, would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Uh, my head
February 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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YOU'RE LISTENING TO
[silt strider noises]
106.9 BALMORA FM
[loud spell failure noise on repeat]
GET READY FOR ONLY
TRIBUNAL
APPROVED
TUNES
[dunmer shouting STOOPID]
THIS IS NOT YOUR ANCESTOR'S RADIO STATION
[daggerfall shop music plays]
February 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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It's a bit like "serve and protect" in that way
February 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Donald Trump:
Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people!

Canada:
Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing.

Mexico:
Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy.

Trump:
I WIN!!!!

Fucking idiot.
February 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Via Mastodon #USpol
February 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Literally no one elected this dude.

We don’t need nor do we want a greedy, narcissistic, fascist billionaire making decisions for us!
February 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Wooooooooboyyyyyyy!

At the press conference outside of USAID headquarters, Rep. Jim McGovern apologizes to workers:

"I want to say I'm sorry that you have to put up with this offensive bullshit coming out of this White House."

🔥
February 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I kind of wonder if Team Chaos is going to wreck the IRS, and if people will be able to get tax refunds, or even file their taxes.
February 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I made it through Dry January, and now I really need a shower.

What do you mean I was doing it wrong?
February 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM