Michael Creel
@michaelcreel.bsky.social
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How did I not know that a Duran Duran cover of '911 is a Joke' is a thing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl2...
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
How did I not know that a Duran Duran cover of '911 is a Joke' is a thing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl2...
Do you wanna know how I know that Anna isn't a professional wrestling fan?
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Do you wanna know how I know that Anna isn't a professional wrestling fan?
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Welcome to Mississippi, everyone!
I’m over other countries acting like all Americans voted for this or allowed this. Some of us have been actively fighting against this for a decade and refuse to give up. Some of us repeatedly warned people who refused to listen. It’s not all Americans. You don’t get to choose where you’re born.
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Welcome to Mississippi, everyone!
Not counting the green amphibian, that's a lot of white people on a float about Mississippi creativity
“We saw such great results from last year, not only from the impact of the parade itself. … We were able to make so many connections with people who are decorating the float ahead of time and coming to see the float up close,” Visit Mississippi Chief Marketing Officer Katie Coats said.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Not counting the green amphibian, that's a lot of white people on a float about Mississippi creativity
Am I misremembering, or did the @oversightdemocrats.house.gov say that they have stuff from the Epstein estate that they haven't released that sows sexual acts?
Why isn't @robertgarcia.house.gov out here saying if the DoJ if doesn't release the unredacted files, they'll dump everything they have?
Why isn't @robertgarcia.house.gov out here saying if the DoJ if doesn't release the unredacted files, they'll dump everything they have?
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Am I misremembering, or did the @oversightdemocrats.house.gov say that they have stuff from the Epstein estate that they haven't released that sows sexual acts?
Why isn't @robertgarcia.house.gov out here saying if the DoJ if doesn't release the unredacted files, they'll dump everything they have?
Why isn't @robertgarcia.house.gov out here saying if the DoJ if doesn't release the unredacted files, they'll dump everything they have?
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I didn’t win the powerball but the winning numbers included 4, 20, and 69 so SOMEBODY won.
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I didn’t win the powerball but the winning numbers included 4, 20, and 69 so SOMEBODY won.
You'd never know that you needed to see a one year old St Bernard/poodle mix until you've seen a one year old St Bernard/poodle mix
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You'd never know that you needed to see a one year old St Bernard/poodle mix until you've seen a one year old St Bernard/poodle mix
This afternoon, while I was driving from Biloxi to Saucier on Hwy 67, I saw 5 (FIVE!) cybertrucks. I passed one going north and the other 4 were southbound.
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This afternoon, while I was driving from Biloxi to Saucier on Hwy 67, I saw 5 (FIVE!) cybertrucks. I passed one going north and the other 4 were southbound.
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
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Smoke alarms are going off all across the South this morning
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Smoke alarms are going off all across the South this morning
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
This year has f'n sucked.
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This year has f'n sucked.
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
Every person and company that is donating anything to Trump's ballroom is also complicit with the demolition of the White House and should be reminded about it every day from here on
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every person and company that is donating anything to Trump's ballroom is also complicit with the demolition of the White House and should be reminded about it every day from here on
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In Mississippi, thousands of people are taking to the streets to protest the Trump administration today in Corinth, Gulfport, Hattiesburg, Hernando, Jackson, Oxford, Starkville and Tupelo.
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
Mississippians to Protest Trump at 'No Kings' Rallies in 8 Cities Saturday
Big crowds of protesters are expected across the United States, including in eight Mississippi cities, against President Trump.
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In Mississippi, thousands of people are taking to the streets to protest the Trump administration today in Corinth, Gulfport, Hattiesburg, Hernando, Jackson, Oxford, Starkville and Tupelo.
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
It's my first time at USA Medical Center.
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's my first time at USA Medical Center.
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
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Jerry Seinfeld in Fallout be like "What's the deal with all this radioactive shrimp"
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging
little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jerry Seinfeld in Fallout be like "What's the deal with all this radioactive shrimp"
A Venezuelan won?
That's going to piss him off even more.
That's going to piss him off even more.
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
A Venezuelan won?
That's going to piss him off even more.
That's going to piss him off even more.
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Mississippi’s state auditor has made it clear he stands with ICE.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mississippi’s state auditor has made it clear he stands with ICE.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
This country started to go downhill as soon as people started using the term "the homeland" instead of "the USA."
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
October 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This country started to go downhill as soon as people started using the term "the homeland" instead of "the USA."
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
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NESSIE HAS ACHIEVED RAMMING SPEED
Atlantic Tropical Storm Imelda Advisory Number 13 issued at Mon, 29 Sep 2025 20:49:04 +0000
...IMELDA FORECAST TO BECOME A HURRICANE TOMORROW MORNING... ...HURRICANE WATCH NOW IN EFFECT FOR ISLAND OF BERMUDA...
Additional Details Here.
...IMELDA FORECAST TO BECOME A HURRICANE TOMORROW MORNING... ...HURRICANE WATCH NOW IN EFFECT FOR ISLAND OF BERMUDA...
Additional Details Here.
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NESSIE HAS ACHIEVED RAMMING SPEED
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM