chkgrz (resist fascism) (totally not a bot. nope. am human)
@chkgrz.bsky.social
Political: Pro-democracy, anti-fascist, anti-Nazi. Democrat by process of elimination.
Hobbies: Computer games, TTRPGs, speculative fiction.
Fair warning: I'm snarky, I'm random, I shitpost, and I repost questionable artwork.
Hobbies: Computer games, TTRPGs, speculative fiction.
Fair warning: I'm snarky, I'm random, I shitpost, and I repost questionable artwork.
Well, I think it's time to log off the Internet and play solitaire Scrabble or something. This has filled my daily allotment of stupidity.
I swear, MAGA must have fallen out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I swear, MAGA must have fallen out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
February 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well, I think it's time to log off the Internet and play solitaire Scrabble or something. This has filled my daily allotment of stupidity.
I swear, MAGA must have fallen out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I swear, MAGA must have fallen out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
That's why I usually get a gigantic sub sandwich and a quart of yogurt (Greek-style, honey, to be exact).
February 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That's why I usually get a gigantic sub sandwich and a quart of yogurt (Greek-style, honey, to be exact).
Is that what kids these days are calling it?
February 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is that what kids these days are calling it?
I had five cookies today. To my shame, I forgot to devote them to Cookie Monster.
February 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I had five cookies today. To my shame, I forgot to devote them to Cookie Monster.
Not exactly. He's one of the Eternal Champions. Specifically, the Eternal Champion of Devouring Cookies.
(Yes, I know I'm butchering Michael Moorcock canon. No, I don't care.)
(Yes, I know I'm butchering Michael Moorcock canon. No, I don't care.)
February 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not exactly. He's one of the Eternal Champions. Specifically, the Eternal Champion of Devouring Cookies.
(Yes, I know I'm butchering Michael Moorcock canon. No, I don't care.)
(Yes, I know I'm butchering Michael Moorcock canon. No, I don't care.)
I figured out why Trump likes Dan Bongino.
donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of american flags
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a podium in front of american flags
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February 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I figured out why Trump likes Dan Bongino.
Cornholio is twice as smart and three times as competent as anyone in the Trump Administration.
My apologies to Cornholio, but he really isn't that smart.
My apologies to Cornholio, but he really isn't that smart.
February 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Cornholio is twice as smart and three times as competent as anyone in the Trump Administration.
My apologies to Cornholio, but he really isn't that smart.
My apologies to Cornholio, but he really isn't that smart.
There is Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll. There is Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. There is Stephen King. And there is Ash Williams (Hail to the King, Baby!). Those are the only kings I recognize in America.
And the only Emperor is Emperor Norton. Long may his memory bless San Francisco.
And the only Emperor is Emperor Norton. Long may his memory bless San Francisco.
February 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There is Elvis, the King of Rock and Roll. There is Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. There is Stephen King. And there is Ash Williams (Hail to the King, Baby!). Those are the only kings I recognize in America.
And the only Emperor is Emperor Norton. Long may his memory bless San Francisco.
And the only Emperor is Emperor Norton. Long may his memory bless San Francisco.
How dare you, sir! Oingo Boingo freaking rules!
February 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How dare you, sir! Oingo Boingo freaking rules!
To be fair though, breaking down an crying is an appropriate response to what Trump is doing to America.
Other appropriate responses include forcefully making Trump eat his own goddam cake.
Other appropriate responses include forcefully making Trump eat his own goddam cake.
February 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
To be fair though, breaking down an crying is an appropriate response to what Trump is doing to America.
Other appropriate responses include forcefully making Trump eat his own goddam cake.
Other appropriate responses include forcefully making Trump eat his own goddam cake.
Kinda dry and papery.
February 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Kinda dry and papery.
Me: I was into books before they were cool.
Them: So you're a hipster?
Me: No. I'm a nerd.
Them: So you're a hipster?
Me: No. I'm a nerd.
February 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me: I was into books before they were cool.
Them: So you're a hipster?
Me: No. I'm a nerd.
Them: So you're a hipster?
Me: No. I'm a nerd.
Context...
February 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Context...
Fine. But only because you asked nice.
February 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fine. But only because you asked nice.
Ha! I get it! Cat-astrophe.
February 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ha! I get it! Cat-astrophe.
It won't. It can't, at least not until it gets its crap together.
February 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It won't. It can't, at least not until it gets its crap together.
I've told you time and time again to leave me the fuck alone. You don't seem to understand the concept of boundaries, so have no option but to put you on mute. The fact that your bullshit is harmful to people who are struggling doesn't seem to bother you. Do better.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
February 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've told you time and time again to leave me the fuck alone. You don't seem to understand the concept of boundaries, so have no option but to put you on mute. The fact that your bullshit is harmful to people who are struggling doesn't seem to bother you. Do better.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
IT'S 1988 AND I'M POSTING THIS FROM A
SECOND-HAND COMMODORE 64.
SECOND-HAND COMMODORE 64.
February 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
IT'S 1988 AND I'M POSTING THIS FROM A
SECOND-HAND COMMODORE 64.
SECOND-HAND COMMODORE 64.
I've been invited to a few services, and I'm not a fan. Eating torn-up bits of white bread that other people have been touching? Eww! No thanks.
February 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I've been invited to a few services, and I'm not a fan. Eating torn-up bits of white bread that other people have been touching? Eww! No thanks.
Some of us are doing all we can to just survive. I expect Republicans to kick people while they're down. I did not expect a Democrat to do that. And let me reiterate, *you don't know shit about me.* Just fucking go away and leave us the hell alone.
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Some of us are doing all we can to just survive. I expect Republicans to kick people while they're down. I did not expect a Democrat to do that. And let me reiterate, *you don't know shit about me.* Just fucking go away and leave us the hell alone.
Nah. I'm fine. Nothing wrong with me.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a dart board with an arrow in his eye
Alt: Steve Martin with an arrow through his head, acting like a maniac.
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February 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Nah. I'm fine. Nothing wrong with me.