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Caviar Choker
@chkcvr.bsky.social
LOS ANGELES
(née MINNEAPOLIS)
Ready to be a piece of shit?
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social coming out of time out, did you capture Ant with short lowered to mid thigh
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have run three failed city campaigns on Big Hal. I will run 100 more campaigns on banning Big Hal.
I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gronk has killed The Rizzler
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Guy (me in 2085) walking around bars offering to take photos of revelers
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Guys who argues over rye bread
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Guy who takes his parents to his local bar and makes them stand in front of bar to take a picture
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social for their final broadcast, NBC should sentence Tirico and Collingsworth to fight to the death on air after the game
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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The primary use-case for LLMs as marketed is a personal assistant for people who don't have one but think they deserve it, and every time you see them try to use it as a personal assistant you realize why nobody should give them one
Wouldn't do this in a million years
May 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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pynchon-ass dental practice
April 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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How Los Feliz does lemonade stands.
April 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Latest Wolves: Following a precedent from last year, I wrote a regular season review framed around what I posed as the X factors for the season in my October regular season preview.
www.minnpost.com/sports/2025/...
Assessing the Timberwolves ahead of Lakers playoff match-up
The Minnesota Timberwolves finished the season 49-33 while capturing the sixth seed in the West. They open against the Lakers Saturday.
www.minnpost.com
April 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Proper new social norm rule just dropped. Regardless of city.
If you see someone in public who’s making content, it is your duty as a New Yorker to ruin the take. City’s gotta start pushing back.
March 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@lzats.bsky.social morning. Hope you feel better (saw patreon note, not spying) quick Q: will the critique reply come from the PR gmail address? I am a first timer so not clear on how everything works. Thanks!
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@sl4ck3r.com are you excited about the possibility of Darnold in Sea?
March 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
MBS on a first date
a full tank of gas is still one of the best feelings in the world
February 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My wife when I tell her about my day (doing nothing again)
Me after watching 17 minutes of a movie after 10 pm
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Really like Shannon's physicality, something that will always play in the NBA if you are moderately skilled otherwise and he is
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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This one, where he asks where the actual money is. perfect instinct, don't need more than this to get it
youtu.be/aA20Me6o_ZE?...
XRP - Rick Ross Calls Out All The Crypto NFT & Metaverse Gurus: "If You Rich, Show Me Something!"
YouTube video by RPU Reloaded
youtu.be
February 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You put an authentic stroopwafle in front of me and I will go feral
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A Senator that has no idea about streaming advancements
Oh, I’m so sorry. I took a few hours off to watch a show that commemorates 50 years of the best show on television that was a part of my growing up and is a phenomenal show. may i please have your forgiveness. When it’s over and before I go to bed, I will think of three more ways to work against 47
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM