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Is Tom Brady in the pocket of Big Leather Glove
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Is Tom Brady in the pocket of Big Leather Glove
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
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Show your loved ones how little you'll spend. Buy them a gift subscription to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/gifts.
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Show your loved ones how little you'll spend. Buy them a gift subscription to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/gifts.
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easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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The White House these days is about as trustworthy as unrefrigerated gas station sushi.
A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The White House these days is about as trustworthy as unrefrigerated gas station sushi.
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Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
People will remember:
- that one time you said you knew a shortcut and then got your friends lost
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
People will remember:
- that one time you said you knew a shortcut and then got your friends lost
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
People will remember:
- that one time you said you knew a shortcut and then got your friends lost
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
People will remember:
- that one time you said you knew a shortcut and then got your friends lost
At this point can we go ahead and drop the farse that Turning Point USA is a 501(c)3 and not a political organization?
September 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
At this point can we go ahead and drop the farse that Turning Point USA is a 501(c)3 and not a political organization?
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Jung Hoo Lee hitting a 3 run HR on Korean Heritage Night in San Francisco is delightful (via MLB)
May 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Jung Hoo Lee hitting a 3 run HR on Korean Heritage Night in San Francisco is delightful (via MLB)
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Oddly comforting to me that in the year of our lord 2025, Kris Kross’ song “Jump” is the go-to music for jump balls in NBA arenas.
April 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oddly comforting to me that in the year of our lord 2025, Kris Kross’ song “Jump” is the go-to music for jump balls in NBA arenas.
If the finishing moves at the main event during #wwe #WrestleMania this Easter Sunday isn't a Roman spear followed by a crucifix pin, I'm calling bullshit.
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If the finishing moves at the main event during #wwe #WrestleMania this Easter Sunday isn't a Roman spear followed by a crucifix pin, I'm calling bullshit.
It's a strange feeling when it seems like Democrats are the defenders of free market capitalism and fiscal responsibility and Republicans are advocates for strong centralized authority"
April 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's a strange feeling when it seems like Democrats are the defenders of free market capitalism and fiscal responsibility and Republicans are advocates for strong centralized authority"
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No. But I would comply with an executive order renaming "Boca Raton" to "Rat Mouth"
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No. But I would comply with an executive order renaming "Boca Raton" to "Rat Mouth"
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MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Our maps are like grandma's Thanksgiving recipes — once they're printed, they're not changing. The Gulf of Mexico stays put on MapQuest.
January 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Our maps are like grandma's Thanksgiving recipes — once they're printed, they're not changing. The Gulf of Mexico stays put on MapQuest.
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that #Elon 's family moved to South Africa from Canada as soon as apartheid took effect and Elon left almost immediately before it ended....
January 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that #Elon 's family moved to South Africa from Canada as soon as apartheid took effect and Elon left almost immediately before it ended....
Welcome to Tucson!! Go Miami!
December 28, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Welcome to Tucson!! Go Miami!
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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Sensational from Sarr 💫
Pape's strike against Man City is the Carabao Cup Goal of the Round! 👏
Pape's strike against Man City is the Carabao Cup Goal of the Round! 👏
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Sensational from Sarr 💫
Pape's strike against Man City is the Carabao Cup Goal of the Round! 👏
Pape's strike against Man City is the Carabao Cup Goal of the Round! 👏