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chippocrates.bsky.social
Chip
@chippocrates.bsky.social
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Hey I'm on a podcast. It would be cool of you to listen. www.rollthebonespodcast.com
Roll the Bones: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
www.rollthebonespodcast.com
A brief story of the world AI is building:

My sister absolutely does not want her kids (both under 5) on social media. When her oldest was born, she created a private chat on GroupMe, only for family, to share updates and pictures. Yesterday she sends me a text.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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You know who positioned herself as a groundbreaking free thinker giving the finger to all her haters? ELIZABETH HOLMES.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Apparently my idea of a holiday double feature is Weapons (2025) and Cuckoo (2024). Sometimes I think my insistence on primarily watching horror movies is a sign of something concerning.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Anti-immigration arguments from Westerns are so wild. Like "We can't let people from countries we destroyed onto land we've stolen because they might ruin it by living in poverty we create. :( "
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I don't know if you're a theater guy, but there's a play called Foolin' Around with Infinity set in one of those missile silos with the two dudes. It's excellent.
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm torn about the (let's call it) contentious interview on the most recent @onthemedia.bsky.social

On the one hand it has shades of the embarrassing Mike Cernovich (sp?) one from several years ago, but on the other hand, the I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD stuff is very funny.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You know what art form the AI chuds will never come after?

Community theater.

There's way less risk of exploited artists when you see a local accountant attempt his best Willy Loman.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now — what’s that? You haven’t? Really? Well, great. That’s just fucking great. I had a whole thing planned, but now… fuck. Just go away.
December 5, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Hey tech bros, if you could build passenger rail connecting all four major cities in Tennessee plus Atlanta and Asheville, I'd be giving you little shits so much money.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Absolutely idiotic. Passenger rail would be so much simpler than digging tunnels.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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remember, folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Flaming Lips
Radiohead
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
The String Cheese Incident
Phish
The String Cheese Incident
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:

Kendrick Lamar
Freezepop
Lucky boys confusion
They might be giants
Postal service/death cab for cutie
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They turned it into a Torche song.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus jacked.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is there a board game nerd side of this site? I wanna talk about my first crack at the 4v4 version of Guards of Atlantis 2.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
At this point I'd be surprised if their posts didn't look exactly like this.
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hades II has devoured my life for the last two weeks. As much as I love Supergiant games, I really can't afford to play roguelites any more.
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Guys I am just now learning about awesome Tumblr pages because I was never in the site and now I feel like I missed out on SO MUCH
September 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"It's horny, but it's like regency horny"
September 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
More like mr SMELLophane am I right folks
September 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yo maybe go ahead and get your COVID shot before it gets yanked for no reason.
September 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM