Frosty Beef Fizz
@chippanfire.bsky.social
Terminal tumblr-using she/they xennial Brit. mostly here for the leftist shitposters
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Walking down the footpath to the city proper yesterday a dog tried to herd me
The owner asked if the dog nipped me, long after any fucking control was lost.
And yes, the stupid heeler attempted to nip me but nipped my boot. Still better than when someone threw their kong right into my Achilles
The owner asked if the dog nipped me, long after any fucking control was lost.
And yes, the stupid heeler attempted to nip me but nipped my boot. Still better than when someone threw their kong right into my Achilles
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Walking down the footpath to the city proper yesterday a dog tried to herd me
The owner asked if the dog nipped me, long after any fucking control was lost.
And yes, the stupid heeler attempted to nip me but nipped my boot. Still better than when someone threw their kong right into my Achilles
The owner asked if the dog nipped me, long after any fucking control was lost.
And yes, the stupid heeler attempted to nip me but nipped my boot. Still better than when someone threw their kong right into my Achilles
I bought a multipack of cotton knickers this week and they've got all the lovely drape and handfeel of a crusty j-cloth
And this is after washing them. Yay, late stage capitalism
And this is after washing them. Yay, late stage capitalism
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I bought a multipack of cotton knickers this week and they've got all the lovely drape and handfeel of a crusty j-cloth
And this is after washing them. Yay, late stage capitalism
And this is after washing them. Yay, late stage capitalism
Me: vague complaint about atopic eczema patch that responds to nothing
Partner, who has a massive discoid eczema outbreak he's done literally nothing sensible to treat in a year: how dare you
Man, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not telling you to go to the GP, you're an adult
Partner, who has a massive discoid eczema outbreak he's done literally nothing sensible to treat in a year: how dare you
Man, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not telling you to go to the GP, you're an adult
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me: vague complaint about atopic eczema patch that responds to nothing
Partner, who has a massive discoid eczema outbreak he's done literally nothing sensible to treat in a year: how dare you
Man, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not telling you to go to the GP, you're an adult
Partner, who has a massive discoid eczema outbreak he's done literally nothing sensible to treat in a year: how dare you
Man, I don't know what to tell you. I'm not telling you to go to the GP, you're an adult
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Every time this fuck is mentioned I'm reminded how I've hated him forever
My alt text keeps getting destroyed by my phone, I gave up
My alt text keeps getting destroyed by my phone, I gave up
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every time this fuck is mentioned I'm reminded how I've hated him forever
My alt text keeps getting destroyed by my phone, I gave up
My alt text keeps getting destroyed by my phone, I gave up
I have learned since lockdown that my uv allergy has returned with a vengeance;and yet I did not imagine my calves would be vulnerable in late September
You will never guess what has happened
You will never guess what has happened
September 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have learned since lockdown that my uv allergy has returned with a vengeance;and yet I did not imagine my calves would be vulnerable in late September
You will never guess what has happened
You will never guess what has happened
I've been reading the discworld books for 35 years and today I finally realised what Hersheba sounds like
September 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've been reading the discworld books for 35 years and today I finally realised what Hersheba sounds like
A randy giant house spider is scuttling around on the floor by my bookcases, and I'm hoping Mr Pan Fire doesn't see it before one of the cats does
September 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A randy giant house spider is scuttling around on the floor by my bookcases, and I'm hoping Mr Pan Fire doesn't see it before one of the cats does
I appear to have made an astonishingly effective laxative as part of my attempts to keep some of the first harvest off my plum tree.
September 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I appear to have made an astonishingly effective laxative as part of my attempts to keep some of the first harvest off my plum tree.
I saw 'An American Werewolf in London' far too young and it made me afraid of Americans
Mark Watson, but at Christmas, but with a murder-mystery podcast
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
· Sep 7
I saw The Godfather way too young and it made me afraid of godfathers
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
September 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I saw 'An American Werewolf in London' far too young and it made me afraid of Americans
My workplace has a piece published on the intranet by the cfo about how "ai will help us get people into jobs" and now I don't feel at all guilty that I spent most of my day asleep or doing the crossword
September 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My workplace has a piece published on the intranet by the cfo about how "ai will help us get people into jobs" and now I don't feel at all guilty that I spent most of my day asleep or doing the crossword
Some clowns at the end of the road (cul-de-sac) have attempted to put up some flags, but they're butchers aprons for liz's diamond jubilee so it looks like they're having another state mourn. And there are only 2
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some clowns at the end of the road (cul-de-sac) have attempted to put up some flags, but they're butchers aprons for liz's diamond jubilee so it looks like they're having another state mourn. And there are only 2
In any decent country he'd be pelted with rotting fruit, mud and hammers every time he stepped foot outside his home but instead he has a job for life and when he speaks publicly he affects public policy rather than being booed by everyone including his family.
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I need to be talked down from my grandiose dinner concept and just make a couple of things
In other news, the weed smoking teenager that moved out from next door is now replaced with a new one, so my inner ear respite is Over
In other news, the weed smoking teenager that moved out from next door is now replaced with a new one, so my inner ear respite is Over
August 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I need to be talked down from my grandiose dinner concept and just make a couple of things
In other news, the weed smoking teenager that moved out from next door is now replaced with a new one, so my inner ear respite is Over
In other news, the weed smoking teenager that moved out from next door is now replaced with a new one, so my inner ear respite is Over
And really, what a miserable conception of identity these sorts of terfs walk through the world with.
To see yourself and your mode of existing in the world as being first and foremost a function of pain.
I for one do NOT like pain and would much rather live a life given meaning by love and joy.
To see yourself and your mode of existing in the world as being first and foremost a function of pain.
I for one do NOT like pain and would much rather live a life given meaning by love and joy.
August 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Today I discovered that it's possible to have a blood blister on the bottom of the tongue
I'm going to keep telling myself it was that anyway
I'm going to keep telling myself it was that anyway
August 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Today I discovered that it's possible to have a blood blister on the bottom of the tongue
I'm going to keep telling myself it was that anyway
I'm going to keep telling myself it was that anyway
You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
July 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Verifying my age by chanting "o eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one"
Just verified my age by dialling the number after the programme for a free fact sheet because I've been affected by issues in this episode
Just verified my age by reciting the rules to Mallet's Mallet and then looking into my webcam and going "bleah"
July 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Verifying my age by chanting "o eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one"
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People wringing their hands about “well if we fight dirty against Nazis how does that make us different than them?” well on the one hand they are Nazis and on the other hand we will be fighting against Nazis, do you need a third hand
July 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
People wringing their hands about “well if we fight dirty against Nazis how does that make us different than them?” well on the one hand they are Nazis and on the other hand we will be fighting against Nazis, do you need a third hand
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"We want Yvette Cooper to remove the proscription of Palestine Action"
A retired software engineer was just arrested under the Terrorism Act, alongside seven others in Truro, for opposing genocide and supporting Palestine Action.
A retired software engineer was just arrested under the Terrorism Act, alongside seven others in Truro, for opposing genocide and supporting Palestine Action.
July 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"We want Yvette Cooper to remove the proscription of Palestine Action"
A retired software engineer was just arrested under the Terrorism Act, alongside seven others in Truro, for opposing genocide and supporting Palestine Action.
A retired software engineer was just arrested under the Terrorism Act, alongside seven others in Truro, for opposing genocide and supporting Palestine Action.
Chief rat catcher on his break
July 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Chief rat catcher on his break
Great, here's today's dead rat. Cat is very smug
July 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Great, here's today's dead rat. Cat is very smug
Discovered, or possibly rediscovered, that my absolute favourite thing in gardening is pruning.
Got so excited earlier I nearly pruned an electric cable for my outside lights. In my defence it was being eaten by next door's clematis
Got so excited earlier I nearly pruned an electric cable for my outside lights. In my defence it was being eaten by next door's clematis
July 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Discovered, or possibly rediscovered, that my absolute favourite thing in gardening is pruning.
Got so excited earlier I nearly pruned an electric cable for my outside lights. In my defence it was being eaten by next door's clematis
Got so excited earlier I nearly pruned an electric cable for my outside lights. In my defence it was being eaten by next door's clematis