Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ
@chingonrecords.bsky.social
Local fútbol numerologist
✍🏼: @unitedbythenumbers.com
📍: Albuquerque, Nuevo Mexico
#SomosUnidos
✍🏼: @unitedbythenumbers.com
📍: Albuquerque, Nuevo Mexico
#SomosUnidos
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What the ever loving fuck are we doing
The 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from professional USL clubs, multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket.
Sources: 2026 U.S. Open Cup Will Not Feature Full USL Participation
Multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket that the 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from USL Clubs.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What the ever loving fuck are we doing
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Guys, the “all USL clubs eligible for the tournament will be participating in the U.S Open Cup next season” quote almost certainly means this is a US Soccer dictum
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
The 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from professional USL clubs, multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket.
Sources: 2026 U.S. Open Cup Will Not Feature Full USL Participation
Multiple sources have told The Blazing Musket that the 2026 U.S. Open Cup will not feature full participation from USL Clubs.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Guys, the “all USL clubs eligible for the tournament will be participating in the U.S Open Cup next season” quote almost certainly means this is a US Soccer dictum
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
Not that it isn’t dumb! But blame the correct culprit
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It’s officially offseason time in the USL, so what topics should you be eyeing as we head into the winter? I preview six key themes to track as we barrel toward 2026.
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The six biggest questions of the USL offseason: Expansion success, strike & more
The USL Championship final? That’s old news. With the offseason now fully underway, here are the storylines worth monitoring.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s officially offseason time in the USL, so what topics should you be eyeing as we head into the winter? I preview six key themes to track as we barrel toward 2026.
www.backheeled.com/biggest-ques...
www.backheeled.com/biggest-ques...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just finished a rewatch of Breaking Bad and realized that Walt actually turned into Matt Berninger.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just finished a rewatch of Breaking Bad and realized that Walt actually turned into Matt Berninger.
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Spent a fascinating afternoon at the Greenwood Rising / Black Wall St. History Center with @usltactics.com.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Spent a fascinating afternoon at the Greenwood Rising / Black Wall St. History Center with @usltactics.com.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
Absolutely worth your time when you're in Tulsa, tremendous work and exhibits.
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Support your local footballer. Try Pro Standards first.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Support your local footballer. Try Pro Standards first.
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Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support."
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
"Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
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NEW #FCTULSA VLOG
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
FC Tulsa ADVANCES to First USL Championship Final in Club History!
YouTube video by Soccer Zombie
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November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
NEW #FCTULSA VLOG
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
Friendships and destinies are put to the test as both #FCTulsa and #SomosUnidos seek the USL Championship final berths.
A story about the game on the pitch as well as off it, including a rivalry between a goalkeeper and...a ballboy?
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@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social Get that star on Saturday ⭐️
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@tulsalunatics.bsky.social @83united.bsky.social Get that star on Saturday ⭐️
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New Mexico United’s incredible resurgence coincides neatly with the return to full-fitness by Dayonn Harris (#5). 📈
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📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
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📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
Seize the Day
Dayonn Harris (#5) sends New Mexico United to the USL Championship's Western Conference Finals with a 94th minute winner against Orange County SC.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
New Mexico United’s incredible resurgence coincides neatly with the return to full-fitness by Dayonn Harris (#5). 📈
open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/s...
📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
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📸: Matt May | Tampa Bay Rowdies
ATTN: Tulsa-bound New Mexico United fans!
We're still living in a dream from Saturday, & recovering our heart rates. But we've been busy planning a fun little meet up for supporters coming from New Mexico. We know a lot fell in love with one of our favorite brewery's when we were out in NM in Sept. so we would love for you to join us there!
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ATTN: Tulsa-bound New Mexico United fans!
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The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.
How many tens of thousands of people got fired or showed up to work for no pay so the dems could accept a deal that does fuck all about healthcare? Absolutely infuriating if this goes down.
Dems have spent the past two months saying they're fighting to address the crisis of spiking healthcare costs and now they're caving for a deal that does nothing to address healthcare costs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How many tens of thousands of people got fired or showed up to work for no pay so the dems could accept a deal that does fuck all about healthcare? Absolutely infuriating if this goes down.
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playoffs
NEW: Playoff preview time! I dig into all six matches across the Championship and League One, setting the table with a key clip (or two) to break down the tactical battles that matter most.
Check in. ⬇️
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Check in. ⬇️
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Tape Session: the USL playoffs' second round
Previewing this weekend’s action across the Championship and League One
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November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
playoffs
Free ninety-nine!
Oh, and if you're one of the handful of freaks who are always thinking about New Mexico United uniform numbers and wished there was a free Substack for that sort of thing, well, have I got news for you...
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United by the Numbers | Jake Gutíerrez | Substack
A complete history of New Mexico United by uniform number. Book version coming soon! Click to read United by the Numbers, by Jake Gutíerrez, a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Free ninety-nine!
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Had a few new subscribers today and now realize it could only be attributed to the @usltactics.com bump.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
NEWSLETTER: With the 2025 regular season in the rear view mirror, I’m digging into the attendance trends across the Championship and League One. That, plus…
🛡️ Divergent midfields for Tulsa, Lexington
⚽️ Final weekend notes in L1
💀 More post-mortems
www.usltactics.com/p/the-back-f...
🛡️ Divergent midfields for Tulsa, Lexington
⚽️ Final weekend notes in L1
💀 More post-mortems
www.usltactics.com/p/the-back-f...
The Back Four: 2025 USL attendance, prediction revisits, and more
Featuring attendance data, egg on my face, and more USL miscellany
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October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Had a few new subscribers today and now realize it could only be attributed to the @usltactics.com bump.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
Thanks for the shout out and thanks again for the help with the Kalen Ryden (#22) defensive numbers!
And if you haven't read John's new piece yet, it's great, as always.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ….
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
Daniel Bruce (#25) is retiring and I’m just trying to hold it together over here. 😭
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BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Daniel Bruce (#25), the last of the players from the beloved 2019 expansion team, announced his retirement this week.
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October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ….
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
/takes deep breath
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
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Introducing my new posting space: Five Asides!
First installment drops tomorrow, previewing the MLS Cup Playoffs. Subscribe (for free) here: jeffrueter.substack.com/subscribe?pa...
First installment drops tomorrow, previewing the MLS Cup Playoffs. Subscribe (for free) here: jeffrueter.substack.com/subscribe?pa...
Subscribe to Five Asides
A space for posting by Jeff Rueter. Covers soccer in all its iterations: men's and women's, club and international, domestic and abroad. May or may not be exactly five asides. Previously: senior write...
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October 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Introducing my new posting space: Five Asides!
First installment drops tomorrow, previewing the MLS Cup Playoffs. Subscribe (for free) here: jeffrueter.substack.com/subscribe?pa...
First installment drops tomorrow, previewing the MLS Cup Playoffs. Subscribe (for free) here: jeffrueter.substack.com/subscribe?pa...
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There is a form to make known how you feel about MLS using AI for recaps. It takes two seconds and has a section where you can let them know in your own words why you’re opposed to the league using any form of AI.
www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
There is a form to make known how you feel about MLS using AI for recaps. It takes two seconds and has a section where you can let them know in your own words why you’re opposed to the league using any form of AI.
www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
I thought supporting AI military software was evil, but this is diabolical.
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I thought supporting AI military software was evil, but this is diabolical.
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Have you had time to process it yet? Me, neither. Here’s my Kalen Ryden (#22) retirement post.
(Big thanks to @usltactics.com for supplying some hard-to-find defensive stats for me!)
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(Big thanks to @usltactics.com for supplying some hard-to-find defensive stats for me!)
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Ryden Off Into the Sunset
Hearts shattered in unison across New Mexico on Wednesday morning when Kalen Ryden (#22) announced that he will retire at the end of the 2025 season.
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October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Have you had time to process it yet? Me, neither. Here’s my Kalen Ryden (#22) retirement post.
(Big thanks to @usltactics.com for supplying some hard-to-find defensive stats for me!)
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(Big thanks to @usltactics.com for supplying some hard-to-find defensive stats for me!)
open.substack.com/pub/ubtn/p/r...
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I’m very fortunate to have interviewed Valentin Noël (#21) for the book today. Lovely guy who chose his number to reflect a meaningful date. He also spoke about the importance of playing collegiately so he could continue to pursue his education. There really is a story behind every number.
October 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’m very fortunate to have interviewed Valentin Noël (#21) for the book today. Lovely guy who chose his number to reflect a meaningful date. He also spoke about the importance of playing collegiately so he could continue to pursue his education. There really is a story behind every number.
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Maybe I’m on the wrong side of the internet. Or the fact that soccer social media hasn’t properly reset after people moved away from twitter. The fact that I don’t see more coverage of the USLPA CBA negotiations is disappointing. Pro/rel gets tons of attention because of what it might do.
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Maybe I’m on the wrong side of the internet. Or the fact that soccer social media hasn’t properly reset after people moved away from twitter. The fact that I don’t see more coverage of the USLPA CBA negotiations is disappointing. Pro/rel gets tons of attention because of what it might do.
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Once again, I'm deep diving into the US Open Cup. Come for the breakdown of the final, stay for the recap of the most memorable and important moments from throughout the 2025 tournament.
Nashville SC are U.S. Open Cup winners 🏆
How did BJ Callaghan's team top Austin FC on Wednesday night? And what else will we remember from the 2025 edition of the Cup?
@usltactics.com breaks it all down 🆓
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How did BJ Callaghan's team top Austin FC on Wednesday night? And what else will we remember from the 2025 edition of the Cup?
@usltactics.com breaks it all down 🆓
www.backheeled.com/us-open-cup-...
What we’ll remember from the 2025 U.S. Open Cup: Nashville SC's win, CBS broadcasts & more
We’ll still remember this year's Open Cup for the weird, the wacky, and the winner.
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October 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Once again, I'm deep diving into the US Open Cup. Come for the breakdown of the final, stay for the recap of the most memorable and important moments from throughout the 2025 tournament.