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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ
@chingonrecords.bsky.social
Local fútbol numerologist
✍🏼: @unitedbythenumbers.com
📍: Albuquerque, Nuevo Mexico
#SomosUnidos
Just finished a rewatch of Breaking Bad and realized that Walt actually turned into Matt Berninger.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I thought supporting AI military software was evil, but this is diabolical.
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
September 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This whole shoot was incredible

📸: @newmexicoutd.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Of course I took this opportunity to ask Gedion about the validity of an 2015/16 Arsenal kit I have featuring his name and the #19.

“At Arsenal? I don’t think so. I don’t think I ever wore the #19.”

It was oddly satisfying to have the player himself inform that me my eBay shit was fake. 😂
July 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Congrats, Real Madrid.
April 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
To: @mets.com

Subject: Colorado Eggroll

To Whom It May Concern:

While “chili” refers to either shit from a can or shit from Colorado, “Hatch Green Chile” is a world-famous pepper grown in Hatch, New Mexico.

Please correct this egregious inaccuracy.

Signed,
A Mets Fan in New Mexico

#LFGM🌶️
April 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
April 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Talib Kweli tonight in Albuquerque:

“Fuck Nazis, Free Palestine!”

Legend.
March 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Ooh, I didn’t see that, but I love the crossover. I had to (HAD TO) get the Hermanos Gutierrez fútbol kit when I saw them last year with @rjmontano.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sweet. It’ll match your hat!
December 27, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Is this a Maine state senate candidate looking “relatable” because I want to vote for him and buy the kit
November 22, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Every single time I picture this guy. Every single time.
November 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
“I’m the real Cartman!”
November 19, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Our guy Kalen likely hitting 200 regular season USLC appearances mañana! 🙌🏽
Bummer Santi won’t make it this year. I hope he gets in the next couple matches and hits 199 anyway. #FreeSanti
And Beez and Seymore will get to 150 next year. I selfishly (maybe foolishly) hope they’re all back in ‘24.🟡⚫️
October 6, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Is there a Golden Boot in the Open Cup? If so, it looks like the winner is our homie, Josh Dolling, with his 4 goals bagged for New Mexico United. 🏆🥾
September 29, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Those are so difficult to get right in real time. Even after examining with advanced VAR technology, it seems too close to call.
August 31, 2023 at 8:16 PM