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Dan
@chimerist.bsky.social
Union BIM Coordinator, Lifelong Texan.

Starting to get confused about where I am and what's going on. If you catch me serious outside the office, it's a doppelganger.
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"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I’m watching a live stream
August 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You can be in the middle of a historical flood in TX and Homeslice will still have a 30 minute wait.
July 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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What happens when you appeal to the alt right crowds under the guise of “it’s just a joke guys”
June 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Am I misunderstanding the officer testimony regarding the assassin?

He encountered police two or three times, shouted "this is a robbery", and it sounds like he just walked past them at certain points?

The "let fellow cops commit violence" programming is so strong a costume is enough.
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gavin Nosound is crazy
June 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Hi! Just heard from the Democrats about this. They said they’ll get back to you in six to seven months, at which point a committee will be formed to investigate whether they will.
Perhaps we should stop giving unlimited power to narcissistic megalomaniacs with stimulant and sexual impropriety issues who believe their god-given destiny is to marshal a cult of personality and use it to exert complete ownership over the planet and the labor of everyone on it.

Just a thought.
June 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Well, it may have been on @404media.co, but it still counts.

I think I heard "it's cooked" or "are we cooked" at least 3 or 4 times.

I must away to fortell what fate's next thread will weave, so I may share the forbidden dialect with my millenial brethren.
May 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh the things you hear...

"The day I quit I sneezed out a whole ass ny strip on my steering wheel"
May 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa
xAI says employee made unauthorized changes causing unprompted “white genocide” responses… no indication of who that employee might be or what is happening to them
May 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I feel like a parody would not get away with "You shouldn't take health advice from me" coming from the health secretary as a joke.
May 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Can someone start keeping track of how fast these weirdos are using Roko's Basilisk as a starting point for AI Scientology?

Just need some journalist to pop in and do a temperature check on it every couple months.
May 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Adam Conover got famous for promoting critical thinking in his show “Adam Ruins Everything.” Now he’s getting paid to promote an orb that scans your eyeball in exchange for crypto currency, which was trained on poor villagers in Africa and Southeast Asia. Yes, really. skepchick.org/2025/05/adam...
skepchick.org
May 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Once again, I implore you, make the pilgrimage to South Congress. Buy some CBD matcha at Magik Matcha and a Homeslice pizza. It will change you.
May 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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IT'S OUT NOW!!!
There's a new episode of Smartypants out now on @dropout.tv - with guest speakers Hank Green, Paul Robalino, and Lorena Russi!

#Smartypants
May 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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ICE says it is investigating the cause of death of 44-year-old Marie Ange Blaise in a Florida detention center on Friday. A local congresswoman says Blaise had complained of chest pains "for hours."
Lawmakers demand answers after a Haitian woman dies at an ICE detention center
ICE says it is investigating the cause of death of 44-year-old Marie Ange Blaise in a Florida detention center on Friday. A local congresswoman says Blaise had complained of chest pains "for hours."
www.npr.org
May 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today

"I don't know what the big deal is."
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · May 1
Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Looks like I'm up for another award
May 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
They can't stop themselves from laughing but can't find a spine either.

ACCESS JOURNALISM IS SO COOL
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM