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Andrzej.
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Human. Lawyer. LFC.
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your lying eyes | patreon.com/lubchansky
February 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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*watching a movie in the year 2030* Computer this is too scary. Make the train drive away from the screen instead
February 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Midway across the river the duckling stings the pizza, dooming them both. When asked why, the duckling points out that this is its nature.
February 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Thought the world figured that out a long time ago
One thing is certain, the world now knows that you can't no longer trust the USA.
#usa #world #uscongress #GOP
February 17, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.
February 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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there is a part in the film 'madam web' where spiderman's mother, pregnant with him at the time, complains about his fetus jumping around inside her uterus
February 17, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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Find the Navalny death hitting at an emotional level I would not have expected. Really one of the most remarkable displays of moral and physical courage of my entire life.
February 17, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Wow. The cybertruck can almost fit two bikes!
February 17, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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in a subway car where a guy is listening to a ben shapiro podcast without headphones and at full blast
February 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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computer. make me a movie about a 37 year old man who wakes up and feels great. no weird aches. have a scene about how he doesn’t have heartburn. he eats a pizza. the whole pizza. and then ice cream, but no heartburn. also he can skateboard
February 17, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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“in america we’re told russians have no freedom of speech, so I traveled to russia to find out. I was shocked to learn even notorious critics like aleksi navalny were gifted access to top government institutes to speak freely”
February 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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it’s foolish to imagine yourself as immune to scams, but my strategy of never answering the phone for any purpose is pretty much rock solid
February 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Google's Gemini AI is atrociously bad. So weird that this might just be the end of their search engine monopoly. Bing AI on the other hand is just spectacular and I am amazed at the resurgence they've made through AI
February 14, 2024 at 10:13 AM
On second read, this is such a comic book dystopian reality sorta situation.
February 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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I congratulate them, and our dear nation for this victory, while appreciating everyone who has contributed to our victorious journey so far. As we prepare for the finals, and get ready to lift the trophy together, we remain hopeful that, together as one,
February 8, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Nothing unites Nigerians like football
February 7, 2024 at 10:27 PM