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Trump now says his ballroom will cost $400 million (it was supposed to cost $250 million less than two months ago)
This is the guy who intends to make prescription drugs 5000% cheaper, but all he’s done is make a ballroom 60% more expensive.
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Pediatric phalloplasty is something that takes place when there is severe genital injury or a congenital condition. I have not been able to find a single report of phalloplasty performed on a transgender minor.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pediatric phalloplasty is something that takes place when there is severe genital injury or a congenital condition. I have not been able to find a single report of phalloplasty performed on a transgender minor.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
This is grotesque fear-mongering.
Damn. This knocked me sideways. The more I think about it, the more reasons flood my brain about how right this is.
We carry on with little regard towards having lost the vast majority of what we had in our heyday.
It’s basically just elderly people taking indoor walks and $5 massage chairs.
We carry on with little regard towards having lost the vast majority of what we had in our heyday.
It’s basically just elderly people taking indoor walks and $5 massage chairs.
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Damn. This knocked me sideways. The more I think about it, the more reasons flood my brain about how right this is.
We carry on with little regard towards having lost the vast majority of what we had in our heyday.
It’s basically just elderly people taking indoor walks and $5 massage chairs.
We carry on with little regard towards having lost the vast majority of what we had in our heyday.
It’s basically just elderly people taking indoor walks and $5 massage chairs.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Always remember kids, the best people to listen to about what Kremlin will do if you seize our assets to help Ukraine defend itself are the people who said we wouldn't even invade them in the first place.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Always remember kids, the best people to listen to about what Kremlin will do if you seize our assets to help Ukraine defend itself are the people who said we wouldn't even invade them in the first place.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
If we are to accept Lutnick’s explanation, then why has Trump said it incorrectly every. single. time. he’s made this illogical statement?!
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If we are to accept Lutnick’s explanation, then why has Trump said it incorrectly every. single. time. he’s made this illogical statement?!
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As a journalist, Rex Huppke regularly attends events aside notable public figures, which is exactly what happened at this dinner held at Jeffrey Dahmer's house in 1991, several months before Dahmer was arrested for killing and eating 17 men and boys. Mr. Huppke only ate the salad that night.
Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As a journalist, Rex Huppke regularly attends events aside notable public figures, which is exactly what happened at this dinner held at Jeffrey Dahmer's house in 1991, several months before Dahmer was arrested for killing and eating 17 men and boys. Mr. Huppke only ate the salad that night.
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Finally
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Finally
Whatever elephant-grade stimulant they had him on last night clearly didn’t wear off until most of us were having our morning coffee.
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Whatever elephant-grade stimulant they had him on last night clearly didn’t wear off until most of us were having our morning coffee.
No doubt it will be warmly welcomed by Trump, whose favorite meal is McDonalds.
Russia’s ministry has claimed that Special Envoy Steve Witkoff allegedly took a crate of red caviar from Russia as a gift for Trump
According to the report,Witkoff allegedly tasted red caviar from Khabarovsk region during a lunch at the Moscow restaurant Savva before heading to talks with Putin⤵️
According to the report,Witkoff allegedly tasted red caviar from Khabarovsk region during a lunch at the Moscow restaurant Savva before heading to talks with Putin⤵️
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
No doubt it will be warmly welcomed by Trump, whose favorite meal is McDonalds.
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“Bari Weiss” sounds like a failed Leinenkugel's seasonal
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Bari Weiss” sounds like a failed Leinenkugel's seasonal
Trump: “Nobody can believe what’s going on.”
There’s a very good reason for that: you’re lying and making up numbers.
There’s a very good reason for that: you’re lying and making up numbers.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trump: “Nobody can believe what’s going on.”
There’s a very good reason for that: you’re lying and making up numbers.
There’s a very good reason for that: you’re lying and making up numbers.
There is literally not one single thing in the entire spectrum of broadcasting that I have less desire to see than this.
More Trump White House content is being produced by studios subject to Trump’s regulatory whims
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There is literally not one single thing in the entire spectrum of broadcasting that I have less desire to see than this.
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There should be a “no, fuck off” button for companies who constantly want your feedback. And PayPal, nobody’s got 20 minutes to say how much they hate you, and you’re not even paying me for my time.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There should be a “no, fuck off” button for companies who constantly want your feedback. And PayPal, nobody’s got 20 minutes to say how much they hate you, and you’re not even paying me for my time.
He’s going back to his bailiwick: demanding the release of the Epstein files.
BREAKING MS NOW:
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He’s going back to his bailiwick: demanding the release of the Epstein files.
1990 called, it wants its suit back.
His suit is older than the gold diggers holding him up.
His suit is older than the gold diggers holding him up.
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
1990 called, it wants its suit back.
His suit is older than the gold diggers holding him up.
His suit is older than the gold diggers holding him up.
Watch the whole thing and thank me later!! 🤣🤣
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Watch the whole thing and thank me later!! 🤣🤣
TV networks backing away under real or anticipated backlash from the Trump admin? 🤔
The Oscars will be streamed exclusively on YouTube.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences said that it had reached a deal with YouTube for exclusive rights to the show starting in 2029.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences said that it had reached a deal with YouTube for exclusive rights to the show starting in 2029.
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
TV networks backing away under real or anticipated backlash from the Trump admin? 🤔
This is the guy who intends to make prescription drugs 5000% cheaper, but all he’s done is make a ballroom 60% more expensive.
Trump now says his ballroom will cost $400 million (it was supposed to cost $250 million less than two months ago)
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the guy who intends to make prescription drugs 5000% cheaper, but all he’s done is make a ballroom 60% more expensive.
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
Oh look, it’s the shilliest shill that ever shilled…
Lutnick: "I think under President Trump you're gonna see the economy grow 6%"
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh look, it’s the shilliest shill that ever shilled…
Right, because demand is well known to cause prices to drop. 🤦♂️
Trump’s Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “If you want low electricity prices …you want to build data centers. I know they’re controversial, but if you look at the states that have growing demand for electricity, they have flat or declining electricity prices.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Right, because demand is well known to cause prices to drop. 🤦♂️
In point of fact, dementia sufferers are commonly unrealistic about their decline, or go to great lengths to mask it. I don’t need to be a doctor to say one or both of these are what we’re seeing here.
“I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now!”
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In point of fact, dementia sufferers are commonly unrealistic about their decline, or go to great lengths to mask it. I don’t need to be a doctor to say one or both of these are what we’re seeing here.