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Cheryl Harper
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Writer for Harlequin Heartwarming, living in Arkansas of all places #WPS
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
But sometimes, I’m totally flirting.
Baby I’m not flirting… I’m just southern
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This bumper sticker feels like a threat.
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh no…or possibly yay? I’m really not certain any more.
Aquarius: Today you will learn suddenly and first hand the importance of load bearing beams.
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Lads the HONK I just honked
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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In my 40s, “a woman who has let herself go” begins to sound less like a tragedy and more like a horse who has finally figured out how to open the gate.
July 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If I die, tell them the razorbacks killed me.
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I just found someone who has never watched Leverage. I feel like I just handed her a fortune.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words age of the geek baby behind him
Alt: Aldis Hodge, Harrison on Leverage, a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words age of the geek baby behind him
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May 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Just fyi: A new book will make you feel better
March 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love this. I want more.
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me, reading about EM’s diving share prices:
March 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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coming this holiday season
February 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I had hoped to be younger, hotter for the resource wars. I’m gonna have to find some stone to sit by and try and look wise now.
February 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
When you receive a birthday gift from someone who really gets you:
January 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Okay, but what am I doing at a party? Of all the terrible news…
Aquarius: You will catch the eye of the most captivating person at the party when they sneeze and it pops out and flies across the room.
January 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thank you! Finally!!
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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“It’s ten o’clock somewhere” I whisper, going to bed at seven
May 2, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half but then…
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I misread someone’s post about all these clownish Cabinet picks as Cabaret instead of Cabinet and it still sorta made sense?? (In case this makes me seem cultured or some such thing, I know Schitt’s Creek’s version the best.)
a man and a woman are dancing in a room with #schitts creek written on the bottom
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a room with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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November 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I’ve been a writer for my day job since a portable music player was called “Discman” and cell phones flipped open but fit in your pocket. Today I made a grammatical error in an email to a Very Important Person who will definitely KNOW. I may never recover.
a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
ALT: a cartoon character says " me fail english that 's unossible "
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November 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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watching #cross cuz aldis hodge need to save me a lil bit
a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
ALT: a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
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November 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Watching #Cross on Amazon. This poor girl ought to know she’s in danger. This 1. Date with 2. A man she met on an app is 3. Going well. These 3 things do not go together.
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer with the word cross behind him
Alt: Aldis Hodge plays Detective Alex Cross, sitting at his desk.
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November 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
The state of the world is that I’m not 100% certain this is about boxing and I still fully, wholeheartedly agree.
the only outcome I can ethically root for is that they both hit each other in the dick and then shit themselves
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Every. Single. Thing. About this is CREEPY. And WEIRD. The set. The script. The props. The acting. And the fact that I can see it as a “coming soon to a school district near you” preview.
OMG. This is real.

Today, Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters told school leaders statewide they must play this video of him to all their students & send it to all parents.

In it, he bashes ‘woke unions’, announces a new “Office of Religious Liberty & Patriotism” & prays for Trump.
November 16, 2024 at 2:23 PM