Dragonfruit tastes like it’s on 1% battery I’m so sorry

sup bitches

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn’t mash

Meghan McCain is not having a good day on the other site

if you type the word "folx" on here on purpose a big stupid pie should pop out of the screen and hit you in the face

*brings knife to gunfight*

*knife used to cut pizza*

*pizza served & differences resolved*

*last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*

Columbo rightfully earned new generations of fans once it became widely available on free streaming services, and I hope the same happens for Rockford Files once it hits Tubi

Turns out when you're autistic people expect the worst of you.

I should prolly post here huh