Chelsie Whitlock
@chelsiewhitlock.bsky.social
30 something, They/Them/She/Her, Queer, AudHD, Dabbler in writing. Connoisseur of smut.
Bigots, Terfs, and Racists DNI.
Spread Cheeks, Not Hate.
Bigots, Terfs, and Racists DNI.
Spread Cheeks, Not Hate.
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one of these days i’ll figure out why i love music that sounds like a panic attack feels
March 16, 2024 at 4:29 PM
one of these days i’ll figure out why i love music that sounds like a panic attack feels
Also, face tax for today. Sending warm weather vibes to everyone. 😘
March 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Also, face tax for today. Sending warm weather vibes to everyone. 😘
Up, smoking, missing the people I left when I entered the void for the last few months.
March 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Up, smoking, missing the people I left when I entered the void for the last few months.
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The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials
February 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials
I know it's like some big sports day, but in my house it's snacks-giving day. You know... second thanksgiving, but we only eat processed crap.
February 11, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I know it's like some big sports day, but in my house it's snacks-giving day. You know... second thanksgiving, but we only eat processed crap.
Wine wasted, and scared of walking up a flight of steep stairs to my bedroom...
November 20, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Wine wasted, and scared of walking up a flight of steep stairs to my bedroom...
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Me: God, I hate people. If I can’t use an app, I’m not doing it.
Also me: *walking up to a group of complete strangers* Do you want me to take your picture for you? I’ll get a dozen. Let me know if they’re okay.
Also me: *walking up to a group of complete strangers* Do you want me to take your picture for you? I’ll get a dozen. Let me know if they’re okay.
November 12, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Me: God, I hate people. If I can’t use an app, I’m not doing it.
Also me: *walking up to a group of complete strangers* Do you want me to take your picture for you? I’ll get a dozen. Let me know if they’re okay.
Also me: *walking up to a group of complete strangers* Do you want me to take your picture for you? I’ll get a dozen. Let me know if they’re okay.
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Nightsky
Sex isn’t enough, I need her to become my god
Sex isn’t enough, I need her to become my god
November 11, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Nightsky
Sex isn’t enough, I need her to become my god
Sex isn’t enough, I need her to become my god
Saturday/Sunday Sourdough... Have some bread tax from an inexperienced baker. It never has an ear, I don't have any fancy tools, and I hate cutting it when it's done, but it tastes amazing. 🤤
November 12, 2023 at 6:27 AM
Saturday/Sunday Sourdough... Have some bread tax from an inexperienced baker. It never has an ear, I don't have any fancy tools, and I hate cutting it when it's done, but it tastes amazing. 🤤
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That old book smell? That's good ole benzaldehyde, butanol and furfural; chemical markers of decay. Everything you love is dying. Enjoy.
November 4, 2023 at 9:01 PM
That old book smell? That's good ole benzaldehyde, butanol and furfural; chemical markers of decay. Everything you love is dying. Enjoy.
I would like to say that my recent disappearance from social media has been due to a vacation, or taking time for myself, but in all honesty, I've been in survival mode and barely functioning outside of the bare minimum. Sending lots of love to anyone else going through it right now.
November 3, 2023 at 2:39 PM
I would like to say that my recent disappearance from social media has been due to a vacation, or taking time for myself, but in all honesty, I've been in survival mode and barely functioning outside of the bare minimum. Sending lots of love to anyone else going through it right now.
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How about we stop slut-shaming women, and we start shaming men who don't eat pussy 🤷♀️🤷♀️
October 24, 2023 at 1:24 AM
How about we stop slut-shaming women, and we start shaming men who don't eat pussy 🤷♀️🤷♀️
High and vibing on my back porch to the raging party a few houses down.
October 29, 2023 at 4:21 AM
High and vibing on my back porch to the raging party a few houses down.
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yeah i like gaming
(launching a game and then sitting at my computer scrolling on my phone for hours)
(launching a game and then sitting at my computer scrolling on my phone for hours)
October 28, 2023 at 5:19 PM
yeah i like gaming
(launching a game and then sitting at my computer scrolling on my phone for hours)
(launching a game and then sitting at my computer scrolling on my phone for hours)
Spread lips, not lies.
October 23, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Spread lips, not lies.
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idk who needs to hear this but "after the revolution" is just "after the rapture" with the serial numbers filed off
October 23, 2023 at 10:46 PM
idk who needs to hear this but "after the revolution" is just "after the rapture" with the serial numbers filed off
State Fair part deaux, and my favorite shirt for cool weather. It shows cleavage, and the bell sleeves stop just a few inches above my wrist so I don't have to experience sensory overload.
October 21, 2023 at 4:24 PM
State Fair part deaux, and my favorite shirt for cool weather. It shows cleavage, and the bell sleeves stop just a few inches above my wrist so I don't have to experience sensory overload.
Okay. This is not a drill. I decided that today I needed to combat real life misery and anguish with my own form of self-care and tenderness. The final chapter of Nose To The Grindstone is posted, and with that my Remus/Harry Daddy/Little comfort fic is complete.
archiveofourown.org/works/46147939
archiveofourown.org/works/46147939
October 18, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Okay. This is not a drill. I decided that today I needed to combat real life misery and anguish with my own form of self-care and tenderness. The final chapter of Nose To The Grindstone is posted, and with that my Remus/Harry Daddy/Little comfort fic is complete.
archiveofourown.org/works/46147939
archiveofourown.org/works/46147939
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true love is sending your partner porn they like even though youre not into it bc it showed up on your feed and you thought of them
October 17, 2023 at 10:15 PM
true love is sending your partner porn they like even though youre not into it bc it showed up on your feed and you thought of them
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could i make money off my erotica. if i started posting writing regularly, or worked on a longer original story, is that something people would like, pay money for ?
October 17, 2023 at 12:45 PM
could i make money off my erotica. if i started posting writing regularly, or worked on a longer original story, is that something people would like, pay money for ?
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1. It will never be good enough for you
2. it will be definitely good enough for your readers
2. it will be definitely good enough for your readers
October 17, 2023 at 1:04 PM
1. It will never be good enough for you
2. it will be definitely good enough for your readers
2. it will be definitely good enough for your readers
But like, when I say I'm a connoisseur of smut, I really mean that.
Having bodies do sexual things to each other is absolutely useless unless there is a compelling narrative.
Anyways, it's always shocking when people think I write sexy things. 🫣🤭
Having bodies do sexual things to each other is absolutely useless unless there is a compelling narrative.
Anyways, it's always shocking when people think I write sexy things. 🫣🤭
October 17, 2023 at 4:41 AM
But like, when I say I'm a connoisseur of smut, I really mean that.
Having bodies do sexual things to each other is absolutely useless unless there is a compelling narrative.
Anyways, it's always shocking when people think I write sexy things. 🫣🤭
Having bodies do sexual things to each other is absolutely useless unless there is a compelling narrative.
Anyways, it's always shocking when people think I write sexy things. 🫣🤭