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Chelsie Whitlock
@chelsiewhitlock.bsky.social
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30 something, They/Them/She/Her, Queer, AudHD, Dabbler in writing. Connoisseur of smut.

Bigots, Terfs, and Racists DNI.

Spread Cheeks, Not Hate.
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Also, face tax for today. Sending warm weather vibes to everyone. 😘
Photo of a person with longer dark brown hair, smirking and wearing a "living dead girl" tank top.
March 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Up, smoking, missing the people I left when I entered the void for the last few months.
Photo of bare trees, over a mostly still patch of river. The sky is blue with orange clouds. Photo of bare trees, over a mostly still patch of river. The sky is blue with orange clouds.
March 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Saturday/Sunday Sourdough... Have some bread tax from an inexperienced baker. It never has an ear, I don't have any fancy tools, and I hate cutting it when it's done, but it tastes amazing. 🤤
Two loaves of amateur sourdough bread. They are round, and don't have an ear. A loaf of sourdough cut in half to show the crumb. It is filled with air pockets. A Dutch oven filled with cut sourdough. Also pictured is a jar of peach jam and apple butter.
November 12, 2023 at 6:27 AM
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State Fair part deaux, and my favorite shirt for cool weather. It shows cleavage, and the bell sleeves stop just a few inches above my wrist so I don't have to experience sensory overload.
Photo of Chelsie wearing a burgundy off the shoulder shirt. Her eyes are light blue and her skin is pale with lots of brown freckles.
October 21, 2023 at 4:24 PM
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Tonight I braved the cast iron grill pan and made some pretty tasty and well seasoned steaks. They were really tender and perfectly cooked in a little bit of bacon grease.
Roasted broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and green beans on a baking tray, two medium rare steaks on paper plates, and a sauce pan with Parmesan pasta. Close up of the steaks, showing the warm pink interior and juices.
October 16, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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Fall cosy vibes- aw trip to the state fair, bath beauty, and curled up on the couch to "write".
Photo of 20 feet worth of tables lined with gold cloth, and trays of apples in lots of different varieties and colors. Some are heirloom varieties. Photo of me with a black dress on, with a blue elephant blanket (elephants are upside down) smirking at the camera, long dark hair, blue eyes, pale freckled skin Swirling aqua bath water, several small areas of white foam left on the surface, similar to a beautiful sky A bath filling with water, a bath bomb is mid transition, filling the surface with light blue and white swirls
October 16, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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What did everyone look like around 23ish and did anyone like you?

People liked me, but I hated myself...so, I guess it's nice to know some things never change. 🤣
Photo of young Chelsie, a white cat with orange ears and tail sits on their chest Photo of young Chelsie wearing camo capris, a brown shirt, a Rutger hat and glasses while sitting on a large sand dune Photo of young Chelsie bundled up sitting in a large plastic snowperson's lap. Photo is taken at Neverland theme park in South Korea Photo of young Chelsie wearing a 100 monkeys band tee, short red shorts, flipflops, hiking backpack, and eating a melon flavored Popsicle at a train station in South Korea.
October 13, 2023 at 2:28 AM
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Sometimes I remember that one time I dressed as Sarah from the Labyrinth at SDCC...yeah, totally normal behavior. Nothing to see here folx.
Photo of user in Cosplay as Sarah from The Labyrinth, there is a person beside her dressed as Jareth.
October 11, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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Tell me you got high and went shopping without telling me... I'll go first.
A bag of freeze dried skittles
October 10, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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Today's mood. 😂
Photo of a black shirt with pink sparkly print, it says: that's childhood trauma baby, the background behind the shirt is 100 dollar bills that are also sparkly and pink-hued.
October 9, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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The weather has cooled enough to make smoking enjoyable again. Love that first cool wind of fall!

Also I work hard to do the alt text on these photos and hope you appreciate them. 😊
Photo of a river taken from a path, there are large rocks in the middle of the river, and lots of foliage, the sun is filter through the trees, and hits the water making it shine. Photo of a grey mushroom amongst dead fallen leaves and some green plants on the forest ground.
October 8, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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Excuse the lighting but these are fire! 🔥 They really run through a solid size range, and they pack a lot of heat, paired with a really sour and well seasoned (peppery, vinegar, lots of pickling spices, and lots of Garlic) brine.
A paper plate with 4 pickles three range in size from pinky sized up to small garden cucumber, one is broken. A jar on the side labels them as Mt. Olives Majestic Pickles Medium heat, hot sauce, savory, kosher, baby dills.
October 7, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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Mushroom Monday, I found these and more growing among my backyard.
One small orange mushroom, sprouting between moss, and leaves, another in the background is pushing up through a small pile of decaying moss. A very small brown mushroom in an area with sparse grass. Quite a few very small red mushrooms growing in grass and clover, pine needles are haphazardly strewn around A small cream colored mushroom that is shaped like two small balls stacked on each other, similar to BB8, it is growing among moss and grass, and there is a stick in front of it.
October 3, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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Girl dinner, but you are Autistic/ADHD and are going through a pickled and fermented everything phase. 🤣
A shot glass filled with pickle juice and Fire cider, alongside a plate containing 3 pickle spears, 2 babybel cheeses still in their wax, a large pile of Extra spicy Napa cabbage kimchi, and slices of turkey with mustard on top.
September 29, 2023 at 12:11 AM
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Reskeet with a meme of you feeling your feelings.
Photo of a skeleton posed sitting on a rock in nature with one knee up and his arms wrapped around the bent 'leg' The caption says: "You're so chill" Thanks I'm completely disconnected from reality at all times.
September 28, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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Tell me you season your food, without telling me you season your food...
Bowl of chopped onion and Green peppers Bottles of chopped onion, chili powder, black pepper, paprika, chicken bullion powder, and minced garlic
September 27, 2023 at 4:52 PM
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Mushrooms from my travels...
Photo of a lone mushroom, it's cap is pointed up to form a bowl on the top of its stem. Photo of a large group of mushrooms hidden among grass and clover
September 26, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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On today's edition of critters from my exploring, a spiky caterpillar I know not to touch.
Photo of a spiky caterpillar upside down on a branch, surrounded by green leaves as well as a few brown leaves
September 24, 2023 at 7:35 PM
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Sunday scariest started early today, and I have so much to get done today...send help. 😂
Photo of sleepy Chelsie, wearing nothing but a blanket wrapped over her chest, her hair is down, but needs brushing. She has a neutral expression
September 24, 2023 at 1:04 PM
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Girl Lunch, but make it fermented/pickled...
Photo of butternut squash kimchi, mixed cabbage, and veggie vinegar coleslaw, and a mason jar of hard cider with jasmine tea, all locally sourced and ready to be eaten
September 23, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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Feelings check-in: please express how you be do via meme
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day
September 23, 2023 at 2:24 AM
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Today I am celebrating Faded, Freckle Faced Friday...and no one can stop me. 😈😂😉💨🍺
Photo of user, her dark brown hair is down, and the top few buttons undone on a green dress, her pale skin showcases freckles on her face and cleavage. She is glassy-eyed Same user in slightly different position An up-close, showing she is high
September 23, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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Big beer Friday with a 16 oz Angry orchard, and some beer cheese popcorn.
Sam's club sized bag of Beer cheese popcorn The nutrition label from a 16oz can of angry orchard hard cider.
September 22, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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The lost member of this dynamic duo.
Photo of Statler and Waldorf, the grumpy hecklers of the muppets.
September 22, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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Advertise your account with one image
Decorated cookie that says: I'm not like other girls, I'm worse
September 22, 2023 at 4:42 PM