Chelsey Ewen
@chelseye123.bsky.social
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Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
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Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.
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this has to be some sort of good omen, like a wishbone
Punchbowl reports Sen. Mitch McConnell fell for a second time today
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
this has to be some sort of good omen, like a wishbone
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now,
"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
February 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now,
"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
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An EEOC admin. judge sent a fiery all-department email this AM alleging:
1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal.
2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.
1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal.
2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.
February 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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As a North Dakotan, this is embarrassing but not at all surprising coming from Kevin Cramer. He’s the north version of Ted Cruz. Somehow he keeps getting re-elected. 🙄
Sen. Kevin Cramer touts $16 billion in cuts to the transportation budget 12 hours after the deadliest plane crash in America in 24 years
January 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As a North Dakotan, this is embarrassing but not at all surprising coming from Kevin Cramer. He’s the north version of Ted Cruz. Somehow he keeps getting re-elected. 🙄
I so wish this was real. 🤣
BREAKING: ICE just announced it is pausing the hotline where people can call to report undocumented immigrants because 90% of the calls are from people reporting Elon Musk.
January 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I so wish this was real. 🤣
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love to see the president log on and post like “yo that’s crazy” about a plane crash
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
love to see the president log on and post like “yo that’s crazy” about a plane crash
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We are living through Republicanism boiled down to its essence: Everyone should be deprived of everything, because otherwise, somebody I don't like might get something I don't want them to have. We call it an ideology, but it's really a personality: Greedy, withholding, suspicious, angry, cruel.
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We are living through Republicanism boiled down to its essence: Everyone should be deprived of everything, because otherwise, somebody I don't like might get something I don't want them to have. We call it an ideology, but it's really a personality: Greedy, withholding, suspicious, angry, cruel.
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it is very telling of these guys’ conception of how power works that they see issuing a flurry of executive orders as evidence of presidential strength and vigor and not a sign that the president is too weak to pursue a serious legislative agenda
Real "Dear Leader" type shit here
May he be struck down by a bolt of lightning for this blasphemy
May he be struck down by a bolt of lightning for this blasphemy
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it is very telling of these guys’ conception of how power works that they see issuing a flurry of executive orders as evidence of presidential strength and vigor and not a sign that the president is too weak to pursue a serious legislative agenda
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I’m not a parent but we owe it to every child alive today to fight for their future against authoritarians, nihilists, and bigots, and we also owe it to them to swear on our lives that we will win
Not to get all "parenthood changes your whole perspective," but I do think becoming a dad has made me even less tolerant of Bluesky's doomer brigade. I'm completely uninterested in having depressive strangers lecture me about how my daughter's future is written and there's nothing we can do.
January 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m not a parent but we owe it to every child alive today to fight for their future against authoritarians, nihilists, and bigots, and we also owe it to them to swear on our lives that we will win
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
I am so tired of good people needing to deal with the dangerous grievances of the unloved and unevolved at every fucking level of our society.
January 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am so tired of good people needing to deal with the dangerous grievances of the unloved and unevolved at every fucking level of our society.
With how quickly “Trump restored Tik Tok” eggs and gas better be 99 cents TOMORROW.
I’m keeping the app deleted. Fuck Trump. Fuck Tik Tok. Fuck the oligarchy. Fuck Congress. Fuck Meta. Fuck all of it.
I’m keeping the app deleted. Fuck Trump. Fuck Tik Tok. Fuck the oligarchy. Fuck Congress. Fuck Meta. Fuck all of it.
They shut down their own app for a day, then turned it back on thanking Trump. What an obvious scam this was. Disgusting on the part of the Tik Tok owners, Trump, and all his sycophants who reversed their positions on it one second after he did for no reason other than he did.
January 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
With how quickly “Trump restored Tik Tok” eggs and gas better be 99 cents TOMORROW.
I’m keeping the app deleted. Fuck Trump. Fuck Tik Tok. Fuck the oligarchy. Fuck Congress. Fuck Meta. Fuck all of it.
I’m keeping the app deleted. Fuck Trump. Fuck Tik Tok. Fuck the oligarchy. Fuck Congress. Fuck Meta. Fuck all of it.
Same energy as “the wolf didn’t blow down the pig’s house”
TikTok is officially coming back online.
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Same energy as “the wolf didn’t blow down the pig’s house”
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first I lost Twitter and now tiktok and let me tell you, those apps were saving you all from me. I was distracted, posting my little stories about books, looking up recipes, watching power washing videos. now that’s been stripped from me I’m going back to the STREETS. I will be a menace to society
January 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
first I lost Twitter and now tiktok and let me tell you, those apps were saving you all from me. I was distracted, posting my little stories about books, looking up recipes, watching power washing videos. now that’s been stripped from me I’m going back to the STREETS. I will be a menace to society
Every millennial rn dealing with the loss of another social media platform
a man in a fur coat is standing in front of a snow covered mountain .
ALT: a man in a fur coat is standing in front of a snow covered mountain .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Every millennial rn dealing with the loss of another social media platform
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you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
Logged into Tumblr tonight for the first time in years and it feels like opening a time capsule
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Logged into Tumblr tonight for the first time in years and it feels like opening a time capsule