Chelsea
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Chelsea
@chelseacalhoun.bsky.social
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I decided to solve the male loneliness epidemic myself by making sure no man can ever get lonely again. my plan? katamari all the lonely men together into one big ball
August 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Might be a good time to reread our Zohran AMA to hear him tell us how this city is about to change for the better

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From the MicromobilityNYC community on Reddit: My name is Zohran Mamdani and I'm running for NYC Mayor. Ask me anything!
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June 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The only downside to wearing your Hot Girls For @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social T-shirt all day on (the 100-degree) primary day is realizing it won’t be clean to wear in celebration tomorrow 🥲💙🧡
June 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Something about it goes against my New York sensibilities, but I can’t stop making the Greek yogurt bagels
April 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner.

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Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Die Off
Sometimes older voters aren’t just naturally more conservative. It’s just that wealthier and whiter people tend to live longer and healthier lives.
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April 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
ICYMI: I LOVE the library. Seriously, it’s the best.
April 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Don’t remember where I saw this library flyer a while back but it’s great
April 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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great depression: 2 great depression 2 furious
April 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

jana: it's when I carried you
April 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM