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Earl
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SKEET ME IF YOU LIKE; CAUSE I LIKE. Info, comments, complaints, and random thoughts from a random brain.

I like to say the same things; differently. PT Chef.
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Hello Bluesky. Been here for a minute, but only now is it my primary platform. I’d like to recreate my pre-Musk Twitter community as best I can. So if I followed you or you followed me there, I hope we find each other here, if we haven’t already.

-Stolen message from @brianbeutler.bsky.social
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Ah, another beautiful morning completely crashed out because I chose to have a dog, kids, work and to be born in the dumbest country on Earth to be in 2025
March 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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every time I discuss this there's a segment who get mad and suggests I'm saying that people don't have agency for their own actions

said crew also believes people who went to grad school are immune to propaganda, and everybody just inherently knows how to find reliable news and information
the U.S. news and information ecosystem is a corporatist toilet full of right wing propaganda yet every single time we run into somebody like this (who took trump's claims at face value) everybody sits around thumb to chin wondering why a woman like this has a head full of play-doh
February 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind me, please.
February 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
February 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).
February 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
☹️
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Every single person that was involved in January 6th upheaval and that gets a pardon should be doxxed and never have a quiet day for the rest of their lives.
January 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
HAPPY COLONOSCOPY PREP DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE? Just me? ☝🏻 oh. Carry on.
January 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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For those not familiar with architecture, this is known as a Prince Albert door.
January 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Good morning
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This isn't old Twitter and im old and not having fun. Bots galore. How do you have fun here?
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The porn bots have taken control here
January 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Okay, we have trending topics. Now we are getting somewhere. I was growing sour of the service here.
January 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Real Statistics:

The average person swallows 8 spiders and fellates 6 ghosts annually, all while sleeping.
January 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
New thing: YouTube channels that have 3 hours of 80's and 90's cartoons cut up but INCLUDE the commercials. It's quite a nostalgic ride and quite nice to keep on in the background. Once in a while you'll get triggered by a scene you vividly remember but just was locked up.
January 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My resolution is to continue to tell people that I appreciate, that I appreciate them. Oh and saying 'eat good food' as my ending salutation to someone.
January 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You don't care but squeaked out back-to-back championships 🤑
December 31, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Good morning #rivercity #harrisburg
December 31, 2024 at 1:02 PM
You'll never regret time you didn't spend on your phone. Be present.
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Not to brag
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
This is my favorite time:
the hour right after an amazing Christmas Eve meal and dessert. Christmas music playing, kids being excited planning their waking up process and contemplating how many gifts they will get. Coffee in hand. Adults waiting to wrap and stack gifts. 😊😊😊
December 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
A top 5 oddly satisfying thing for me is that clean push cut you get on occasion (in terrible at it) when you are wrapping up gifts. 😊
December 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Technology was a mistake.
December 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Pretty sure I'm adding 'Red One' to the yearly Christmas movie watches.
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Good morning
December 24, 2024 at 12:06 PM