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I thought this was real and Red, White and Blueland was fake... how tf are we supposed to keep up with reality 😭
GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.
February 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I thought this was real and Red, White and Blueland was fake... how tf are we supposed to keep up with reality 😭
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
Last night my boyfriend's girlfriend picked me up so we could go watch him perform at a music event together - my first extremely polyamorous outing 😆
February 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Last night my boyfriend's girlfriend picked me up so we could go watch him perform at a music event together - my first extremely polyamorous outing 😆
Who the hell is Benson Boone and why is he suddenly all over my feed today?! Should I know who he is?
February 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Who the hell is Benson Boone and why is he suddenly all over my feed today?! Should I know who he is?
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Do you want more Luigis? Because this is how you get more Luigis.
February 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Do you want more Luigis? Because this is how you get more Luigis.
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In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
If Ronnie hasn't punched drywall in his life, I'll eat my shorts #loveislandallstars
January 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If Ronnie hasn't punched drywall in his life, I'll eat my shorts #loveislandallstars
Ronnie is a walking red flag. Harriett arrives and he's just straight up love bombing, then the moment she accepts his affection he freaks out that she might have been with someone while she was single... turns out he literally was with other people WHILE they were dating #loveislandallstars
January 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ronnie is a walking red flag. Harriett arrives and he's just straight up love bombing, then the moment she accepts his affection he freaks out that she might have been with someone while she was single... turns out he literally was with other people WHILE they were dating #loveislandallstars
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When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
January 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Catching up on #LoveIslandAllStars and all I'll say is that Kaz needs to be given a damn break, and Ronnie needs to be given way WAAAY less breaks
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Catching up on #LoveIslandAllStars and all I'll say is that Kaz needs to be given a damn break, and Ronnie needs to be given way WAAAY less breaks
Double fisting my #SCIg and watching @pearlmania500.bsky.social for moral support 💕
January 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Double fisting my #SCIg and watching @pearlmania500.bsky.social for moral support 💕
The stupider the NYT Connections purple level is, the easier I'll get it. Homophones for Spanish numbers? Easy. Your mum's name minus the last letter? Done.
I'll still fail though, cos I won't recognise basic synonyms 🥲
I'll still fail though, cos I won't recognise basic synonyms 🥲
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The stupider the NYT Connections purple level is, the easier I'll get it. Homophones for Spanish numbers? Easy. Your mum's name minus the last letter? Done.
I'll still fail though, cos I won't recognise basic synonyms 🥲
I'll still fail though, cos I won't recognise basic synonyms 🥲
Rewatching an old Would I Lie to You ep from 2014 and a Welsh TV presenter called Steve Jones is talking about saving P Diddy's life... sounds super weird now 😅
January 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Rewatching an old Would I Lie to You ep from 2014 and a Welsh TV presenter called Steve Jones is talking about saving P Diddy's life... sounds super weird now 😅
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
I've had two men in their 80s approach me in the last 24 hours to share their life story unprompted and tell me how wonderful I am. Can someone tell me why this is happening? Is this what happens when you turn 37?!
December 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I've had two men in their 80s approach me in the last 24 hours to share their life story unprompted and tell me how wonderful I am. Can someone tell me why this is happening? Is this what happens when you turn 37?!
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Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
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Hi I'm new here. Also here's my dog Bluey, he's the light of my life 🥲
December 8, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Hi I'm new here. Also here's my dog Bluey, he's the light of my life 🥲