Chari
charibolt.bsky.social
Chari
@charibolt.bsky.social
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its crazy but i'm entering 1,000 different and new "soul modes" which are systems of harmonic being which ive discovered and also invented. the first mode is the coyotes frenzy
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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You’re not sure you still believe in the teachings of the Great Crystal, you say? Come, let’s discuss this closer to the edge of the Pit of Apostates.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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“What’s his favorite food?” - the Humane Poisoner
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Why do people always think I was homeschooled. I went to regular public school I just treated everyone there like they were my parents
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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No. What. No. I just heard a podcast Christmas advert for Hotwheels cars that said "With Hotwheels your child will build, fail, and try again, cultivating the Growth Mindset they'll need"

What in the neoliberal hell
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Hey @support.bsky.team I was never told why I was put in time-out and as a result no lessons have been learned
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.

Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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My detractors will say "appeal to Wise Principles" is a logical fallacy, not realising this is the orthodox application of the Rigourous Method
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Goran Gligović is one of the kindest, warmest, most flat-out decent people I've ever had the privilege to interact with, and one of the primary reasons I even keep using this damn website. @bsky.app banning him for his work with Palestinians in need may make me reconsider staying here.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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my dog just braved a light mist
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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the median dragon's hoard is now too small to attract even the most idiotic adventurers. enter: questrium, the bold, new startup empowering even stupider peasants to embark on even more ill-advised quests
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Try an all-inclusive vacation within The Encasement
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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my favorite stage of having a pet is when you start calling them other names like “mr bonky” which become canonized in the household lexicon
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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pretty messed up that the grinch doesn't wear pants and decided to live at the highest point in town
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Bees are like "I can only give you directions through the magic of dance"
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Nobody bothers me down here. Not even Thulsa Doom.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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I'm sort of experiencing the benefits of a kind of universal energy I call "Oif", which you can learn all about in my new book "Beyond Paradigms: Entering the Age of Oif"
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM