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Author of Reality Breaker. New book SHADECURSED is available now!!! She/Her. 30+ NSP Official Artist. AerynChristie on Twitter.

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Wheriae and Petalvine hated each other.

And they loved each other.

Petalvine is dead, and, through a faun named Meadow, Wheriae is holding onto the very last piece of her to keep the world from falling apart.

Read Shadecursed today: mybook.to/tBuq
They really missed an opportunity with Zootopia 2. They could have called it ZooTwopia.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My student loan company (SLC): You owe us money.
Me: Cool, can I set this up to auto-pay every month?
SLC: no
Me: OK can you remind me of the payment date via email?
SLC: no haha
Me: oh okay so it looks like this is due on the 30th?
SLC: probably, but who can say?
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
dolphin:

33% melon
16% echolocation
16% eecholocation
50% fat pads and/or pads
what did I come across
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I have to have a full-time job. I'm in IT, so it's definitely decent! But it leaves me very little time for writing.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is what happens with book piracy.

The industry is looking for a Quick Fix. They want to buy books that they already know will sell. Currently this sentiment has completely taken over the fantasy genre and nearly all commercially and trad-published fantasy books share a similar formula. 1/20
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Once again, fuck you Brian May for promoting AI. You should know better.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Baby jackassholes heard "eat the rich" and interpreted that as "anyone who has ever made so much as $1" and decided to fuck over creative indies first.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I was gonna make another thread about "don't pirate books" because it's happening again. But instead doing that, I'll just note that the reason so many books are shit lately is because you're stealing books from people who can't afford to live, which means they also can't afford to write good books.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Read this fucking thread.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.

Yes, stole it.

I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.

🖕
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man, the Paladin class mount quest sure is a pain in the ass.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oops Warcraft Lore Incoming:

Me in Warcraft/Early World of Warcraft: It really kinda seems like "the light" is an allegory for fascism and christianity, with "light bless you" being a direct descendant of "God bless you" and I can't wait to see what they do with this.

1/
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pretty sure I could take him.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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It's all ready to go!!

#dinocember prompt list for 2025, a list for myself with plenty of dinos and other prehistoric beasts to draw throughout December. Feel free to use, to join along for the monthly challenge ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Not enough viruses to kill all your bacteria?

Problematic phage gap.
Somebody's taken out an entire chapter of your book?

Problematic page gap.
Wizard keeps throwing fireballs like confetti every combat while sorcerer keeps spending sorcery points trying to perfect subtle spells?

Problematic mage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I remember reading something about how people who see color REALLY WELL don't like yellow, but I can't find that and I'm not sure if I invented that or not.
It's such a subtle difference in what yellow makes my brain freak out too.

First yellow: fine. Nice yellow. Chill.

Second yellow: untrustworthy. Possibly dangerous.
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me being like "yeah yeah we KNOW they're in there. Release the files. Bring them ALL to justice." meanwhile he's thinking this is a deterrent. Why are Republicans like this?
LOL. Why does he need to sign a bill to release the files when he can just RELEASE THE FILES?
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I love how ALL animals, regardless of what they are, from insects to fish to opossums, are like "LOOK AT ALL MY TEETH, FUCKER" when they're caught. (and yes, I count mandibles/chelicerae as teeth in this case, LOL)
Students perspectives on Alligator Gar fieldwork down south @garlab.bsky.social!

University of Minnesota students reel in a fin-tastic catch during Mississippi River fieldwork
cfans.umn.edu/news/alligat...
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Sonar from Dispatch
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is a perfect metaphor. Like I can't even think of a better one.
Love to see community action against this AI nonsense! neighborhoodview.org/2025/11/13/d...
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Epstein: yeah he spent hours f*cking a child
Republicans: ummmmm 15 isn't a child

(pedophilia tw. i'm deleting this later, but i'm just so angry right now. you know nothing's going to happen.)
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I heard about that iPhone Pocket thing that's literally just a cloth bag that you put your iPhone in that's $149 (REALLY) and I went to show my co-worker and noticed

they're fucking sold out
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Is the world being attacked by unstoppable, immortal, indestructible demons/aliens/machines/pigeons? Well, if you can't stop them, why not make sure to read my book, Shadecursed, before you go. You don't want to be the only one in the afterlife who hasn't read it, right? :)
mybook.to/tBuq
Shadecursed: The Bestiary Book One (The Bestiary Trilogy 1)
Read it now
mybook.to
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This is the actual embodiment of "books as a product", and it is so, so bleak.

I don't think these people even like romance novels. They just sound exactly like tech bros who try to reinvent the wheel for the sake of it, without even understanding their own industry.
I’ll say this much: This reads exactly like what it is: people who discovered romance five years ago and decided they had all kinds of amazing new ideas to “fix” it. Connections between books? That feel kind of cozy to the reader? How did no one ever think of that?? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/b...
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Also: reach out to your local officials BEFORE you have a problem and don't be afraid to say hello. I know my city mayor and my senator.

Federal officials might be a little more difficult to introduce yourself to, but change starts at the local level anyway.
Six 6️⃣ tips on communicating effectively with politicians.

From @jacquelyngill.bsky.social some time ago.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM