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Al Gorgeous
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Eat Pray Love Scream Fuck Die She Her 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ ♐
game design: mtg, d&d, kaijudo, fantasRNG football
nope 🤪
twitter down anyone on this app?
March 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
twitter down anyone on this app?
March 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
same shirt different bitch
March 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Every time you see a “New Orleans strong” commercial remember that, in honor of the Super Bowl, the city rounded up their homeless population, forced them onto busses under threat of arrest, and piled them into an unheated warehouse at a cost of $17.5M. $17.5M that could have been spent on housing.
February 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Pirate corn is so expensive these days

It's up to a buck an ear
January 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Caves of Qud is all about ethical choices that matter. For example, I just saw a pair of tortoises beating a dog to death and my first instinct was to intervene, but then I reconsidered, as my high reputation with tortoises is not something I want to risk
December 9, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Come Mr Family Guy Tally Me Banana
February 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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terrorists just broke into my home and rubbed my belly
November 15, 2023 at 7:32 AM
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thats way too much jest
November 12, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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Whatever reason the US gives as a reason for being in a war you can immediately cross off the list of possible explanations for being in that war.
November 6, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
November 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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add powdered, condensed, and evaporated milk to your milk to increase milk
October 31, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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if we were completely isolated from society while operating a lighthouse together would you go crazy and try to kill me yes or no
October 8, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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girls will say they know a place and then bring you here
October 8, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
September 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM
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Getting flagged for excessive celebration in the End Racism zone after me and the boys end racism
September 29, 2023 at 6:46 PM
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i frot a lonely road
September 24, 2023 at 3:46 AM
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Fuck goin on
September 23, 2023 at 6:37 AM
2019 vs 2023
September 22, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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Something I think about every so often: we developed nuclear weapons well before we figured out how to roast a vegetable. They should make an Oppenheimer about the first guy who realized Brussels sprouts could taste good. The impact. The influence. A perhaps dubious legacy. slate.com/human-intere...
September 21, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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Bluesky rules for new members:

1. Big beats are the best
2. Get high all the time
September 19, 2023 at 4:22 PM